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Post by Coercri »

THE BIG BLUFF:
"homework ... what homework ... you didn't assign any homework ..."
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Post by IrrationalSanity »

Xanadu - I was at the Broadway show, see, and then I went out all night with the cast, ya know, and then, well, suddenly I found myself really ON mount Olympus...
- Woody -
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Post by Cheval »

Yes, I did not do my homework and no, I did forget it.
I will DEFINITELY think about doing it next time, maybe.
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Oops it appears I left my home work on top of my piano last night .Oh what a pity :cry:
A lie well told and told often enough,I'm damned if the truth will ever catch up with it!
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Post by IrrationalSanity »

Zoinks! The guy adead of me couldn't figure out which letter came after "Y", and ended up mixing my homework with his and leaving it on that piano.
- Woody -
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Post by Cheval »

Ask me again about homework and I may have to hurt you.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Boring homework or exciting video games? Honestly, which would you choose?
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Post by IrrationalSanity »

"Choppers!" Radar said. And then I was off to the O.R. Homework didn't even enter my mind.
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Desecration as in the ritual of desecration got in the way.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Easter bunnies. They're everywhere. Come on little bunny. Would you like an Easter bunny?
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Flaggellation and self deprecation seemed more fun than algebra.
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Post by Cheval »

GREAT!
It's bad enough being a superhero that's saving the world from Evil Powers,
now I have to worry about doing homework on top of THAT???
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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we learned to talk."
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then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by IrrationalSanity »

Heck of a storm last night. That lightening bolt that hit my desk just zapped my homework into dust.
- Woody -
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Is it really that inconceivable that I might have other, more important things to do than homework?!
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Post by IrrationalSanity »

Just a minute - did you say HOMEwork? Now what am I going to do with all of these sharp knives?
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Post by Auleliel »

Kindly explain to my hitman why you'll give me an A without having to do any of this homework crap.
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Let me explain why I brought a hitman to class in lieu of my homework....
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My hitman will explain to you why I brought him to class today instead of my homework.
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Post by Cheval »

No homework was assigned. This is Monday!
(...moron)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Auleliel »

Of course I did my homework! I spent six hours on it before it got eaten by my pet aardvark. I then spent another six hours calling the veterinarian about my aardvark's stomachache (a posterboard presentation is not easy to digest). By the time that was over, I didn't have time to redo my homework before class started this morning.
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