Thomas Covenant has Asthma

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:50 pm

This may be a Final Chronicles spoiler: Thomas Covenant is alive and well and working at the Department of Revenue.

And the building where he works is triggering his asthma symptoms.

www.wctv.tv/news/headlines/25598244.html

Alas, no, he does not appear in the video clip.

Post by **Mortice Root** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:33 pm

Nice link, wayfriend!

But some say that's not good enough, "I don't want them to consider, I want them to move these people out. Because these people are in danger for their physical health," adds Covenant.

If only he had added "It's not that simple!".......

Post by **AjK** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:14 pm

Thomas Covenant: "Within 2 hours I'd start having hay fever attacks and also I'll be blowing my nose and nose congestion and all that. And then normally within 4 hours I'd have to start taking the Albuterol inhaler. And after that I would pass out and wake up high atop Lord Kevin's Watch in a land ... no, in The Land ... where every decision I make could destroy time itself!"

Interviewer: "Thank you, Mr. Covenant. That is fascinating!" [Aside to cameraman: "It's okay Bill. We'll just cut out that last part before we go to print..."]

Post by **danlo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:18 pm

How did you find that? (Maybe a better question is why?) It's great, but you may just have a little too much time on your hands...

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:22 pm

danlo wrote:How did you find that? (Maybe a better question is why?) It's great, but you may just have a little too much time on your hands...

You can subscribe to Google News for Thomas Covenant news!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:40 pm

Hate to break this, but he's a fictional character!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:48 pm

So that's how he got leprosy!

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:49 pm

My God, that's awesome! A real person named Thomas Covenant! I hereby propose the next Elohimfest we all go to meet him!

Just kidding, of course.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:50 pm

Tallahassee is way to humid for me! I say let him rot! (pun intended

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Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:57 pm

That pun has left me numb...

dw

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:58 pm

You two are talking non sense('s don't regenerate)

I'm no good at this.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 pm

Well, you know if you stick your foot in your mouth you may not be able to get it out, right?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 pm

Practice makes perfect - or maybe pariah. Perhaps both?

Litmus test: a good pun makes you groan. A great pun liquefies your liver. (I'm told that Distilled Chicken has the same effect)

dw

Post by **danlo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:17 pm

I never knew Jack Daniels was a pun!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:19 pm

danlo wrote:I never knew Jack Daniels was a pun!

That might have to be my new sig.

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:40 pm

dlbpharmd wrote:My God, that's awesome! A real person named Thomas Covenant! I hereby propose the next Elohimfest we all go to meet him!

I wonder what he thinks about there being a whole forum about him.

I wonder if he knows.

I wonder what it'd be like to tell him.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:11 pm

danlo wrote:I never knew Jack Daniels was a pun!

Post by **balon!** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:26 am

wayfriend wrote:
dlbpharmd wrote:My God, that's awesome! A real person named Thomas Covenant! I hereby propose the next Elohimfest we all go to meet him!
I wonder what he thinks about there being a whole forum about him.

I wonder if he knows.

I wonder what it'd be like to tell him.

We've gotta find his email address.

Post by **Seareach** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:11 am

Balon wrote:
wayfriend wrote:
dlbpharmd wrote:My God, that's awesome! A real person named Thomas Covenant! I hereby propose the next Elohimfest we all go to meet him!
I wonder what he thinks about there being a whole forum about him.

I wonder if he knows.

I wonder what it'd be like to tell him.
We've gotta find his email address.

You guys obviously don't have enough spare time on your hands: do a My Space or Facebook search and you'll find there's more than one Thomas Covenant in the world!

Post by **wayfriend** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:46 pm

Seareach wrote:Do a My Space or Facebook search and you'll find there's more than one Thomas Covenant in the world!

There are also over 20 Indiana Jones!

Two men say they're Jesus
One of them must be wrong