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Covenant walks into a bar....

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He's accompanied by Nom.
He asks the bartender for a beer, a shot of JD and a bucket of cement,

"A bucket of cement?" the bartender queries.

" yeah, it comes in handy about this time" Covenant answers.

So the bartender cracks open a beer, pours a shot of JD and says " look I don't have any cement".

Covenant takes a swig of the beer and tosses the shot of JD back.

"Look , either you get a bucket of cement, right now or you explain to my friend here why not."

"Yeah okay, what's your friends, name?"

Covenant grabs a beer coaster and quickly scribbles the name.

Bartender reads it, looks up and says; " look Nom..."
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ROTFLMAO, funny, love it. :biggrin:
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look what Nom did to the bartender.

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Covenant walks into a bar...

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...he orders a beer.

The bartender says "That'll be $6.95."

"Six ninety-five!" says Covenant. "Hellfire!" But he pays.

The bartender, after studying his customer for a moment, says "You know, we don't get many half-handed lepers in here."

Covenant looks at him. "At these prices, I'm not surprised!"

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...he orders a shot of Blood of the Earth. Taking a swig, he utters "My tab is considered paid in full!"

The bartender, wincing, says "I'll bet you can't do that again!"

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...he orders a shot of tequila.

The bartender asks "What kind?"

Covenant holds up his right hand. "You have to ask?"

----

...he asks the bartender, "What's the quickest way to Revelstone?"

The bartender says, "Are you walking, or riding a Ranyhyn?"

Covenant replies "Riding a Ranyhyn."

"That's the quickest way."
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Post by danlo »

Now that's some funny stuff! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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:lol:
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:lol: very good lol. two fingers Tequila ... i had a bottle of that once. wish i remember if it was good or not.
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Brilliant lol.
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Samadhi, Turiya, Moksha, and Thomas Covenant walked into Lord Foul's Bar. Only Thomas Covenant walked out.
If she withdrew from exaltation, she would be forced to think- And every thought led to fear and contradictions; to dilemmas for which she was unprepared.
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But, wasn't there that one time where he ended up hanging from the chandelier? No wait that was the arch of time...
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Thomas Covenant walks into a bar with the Croyel on his shoulder. The bar tender looks up and says , " Oh My God! where did you get that horrible thing? The Croyel replys, "Down at the Leprosium, theres lots of'em.."
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... "Ow"

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Hey, Lurch, cute one.
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Thomas Covenant walks into a bar accompanied by a one armed trucker. The pair watch a girl sing with an older gentleman who seems quite smitten with the singer. Then the sheriff shows up and makes Covenant leave.

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All are good so far...
O.K., almost all of them. ;)

Dang, now I will have to think some up too.

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:haha: :haha: :haha:
Very funny stuff, all.
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..Lord Foul, the 3 Ravers and Thomas Covenant walk in to a bar..The Bartender looks up and says.." GET The HELL Outta Here!!"
If she withdrew from exaltation, she would be forced to think- And every thought led to fear and contradictions; to dilemmas for which she was unprepared.
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TC and a Panda walk into a bar. They sit at a table and a waitress comes over and asks them what'll they have. TC says , a beer, and the Panda says a ham sandwich. The waitress serves them their order. The Panda munches down the sandwich stands up, pulls out a pistol, rips off 3 rounds into the ceiling and walks out. The waitress yells at TC,, What the heck was that all about?..TC shrugs and says,,I dunno know,,look it up, you'll figure it out. So the waitress goes over to the computer, googles Panda,,and reads what the Wikipedia has to say,," Panda..black and white smallish bear indigenous of China and Southeast Asia. Eats shoots and leafs."
If she withdrew from exaltation, she would be forced to think- And every thought led to fear and contradictions; to dilemmas for which she was unprepared.
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Covenant walks into a bar, he wakes up in The Land.
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Post by Rocksister »

Lurch is good at this. Side job perhaps?
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