The generals of Star Wars.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:28 pm

Lando got one.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:31 pm

Well, that settles it then

Post by **Revan** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:30 am

I gjust thought somebody else should post here, other than you two...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:22 pm

Hey, shouldn't this topic be under "General Discussion"? I mean, we are discussing generals.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:23 pm

ROdAN wrote:Hey, shouldn't this topic be under "General Discussion"? I mean, we are discussing generals.

Puns ROdAN?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:25 pm

Bolos, 007.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:26 pm

Ah. I see.

Post by **Revan** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:31 pm

SHATTERSTAR wrote:
ROdAN wrote:Hey, shouldn't this topic be under "General Discussion"? I mean, we are discussing generals.
Puns ROdAN?

Not your best ever Pun dAN.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:32 pm

Darth Revan wrote:
SHATTERSTAR wrote:
ROdAN wrote:Hey, shouldn't this topic be under "General Discussion"? I mean, we are discussing generals.
Puns ROdAN?
Not your best ever Pun dAN.

Maybe you should start a topic discussing what my best pun ever was, then.

Post by **matrixman** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:27 am

I agree that the title of General seemed to have been thrown around freely in the Rebel Alliance. How did Han Solo and Lando Calrissian achieve such prestigious rank in such a short amount of time?

Perhaps they secretly ordered one of those 30-day programs from self-motivation humanoid guru Tony Robbins from a galaxy far, far away. Using his techniques for success, Han and Lando would have quickly risen through the ranks. As a side effect, perhaps the two also began eating healthier, started doing yoga as part of their morning routines, and suddenly took a liking to the music of a strange creature named Yanni, from that same galaxy far, far away (obviously not far enough).

There is some tantalizing evidence: tune in late at night to the infomercial universe and you may catch a glimpse of Lando masquerading as a humanoid named Billy Dee Williams doing a testimonial on a show about...Tony Robbins.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:24 pm

Matrixman wrote:I agree that the title of General seemed to have been thrown around freely in the Rebel Alliance. How did Han Solo and Lando Calrissian achieve such prestigious rank in such a short amount of time?

Perhaps they secretly ordered one of those 30-day programs from self-motivation humanoid guru Tony Robbins from a galaxy far, far away. Using his techniques for success, Han and Lando would have quickly risen through the ranks. As a side effect, perhaps the two also began eating healthier, started doing yoga as part of their morning routines, and suddenly took a liking to the music of a strange creature named Yanni, from that same galaxy far, far away (obviously not far enough).

There is some tantalizing evidence: tune in late at night to the infomercial universe and you may catch a glimpse of Lando masquerading as a humanoid named Billy Dee Williams doing a testimonial on a show about...Tony Robbins.

Terrific point, MM. Holy cow! you are right about Lando and informercials. So much for "A long time ago and a galaxy far far away." Dude is right here, right now!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:02 pm

SHATTERSTAR wrote:Dude is right here, right now!

There's no other place that he'd rather be.

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