Pantheon - The Third Age - Game Thread

[Keev Furaha]

I will savor the moments but I'll not let it linger to the point where it endangers our love child, Splinter.

[Unzen]

Congratulations on the young splinter. Is it under your fingernail?

[Keev Furaha]

It is carefully nestled in my womb and has been for the past six months.

[Unzen]

Ah, sat on a bench then.

[Keev Furaha]

I encountered a woody part of some sort....

[Zephyr]

I don't want to boast, but "limb" might be more appropriate.

And Keev, we'll have none of that hideous song about boughs breaking sung to my baby!

[Keev Furaha]

Silly Twiggy... I mean Zephyr, it's not the size that matters, my sweet. Have no fear, I promise not to sing that song to our sweet Splinter.

[Arcadia]

You two crazy kids! Zeph, you are just like father. That must be why he always called you "Woody."

[Zephyr]

Why is it I get the feeling you're having a baby soon, too, Cal?


[LOL!]

[O-gon-cho]

Wow!
Awesome news, Keev Furaha.
Congratulations to you both!!

*envious*

[Keev Furaha]

It was certainly unplanned and unexpected but definitely not unwanted nor unappreciated. It will be a strong child for Splinter is already kicking and punching and making his or her presence known within me. I am pleased that a child has come of my ferocious and passionate coupling with Zephyr. It is fitting that a miracle is borne of those many days and nights we spent under the trees, in the trees, on the trees....

Thank you for your congratulatory words, Cho, and thank you for your envy, the pain your envy causes you has strengthened me and also my child.

[Zephyr]

She means that as a compliment, O-gon-cho. It's her way.

And definitely not unwanted or unappreciated! Praise be to the Allfather!

Hey Cal, Splinter could use a Godmother...

[Keev Furaha]

OH YES! Who better to raise our child in our most desperate need than the Mother of Eiran? Please say you will, Calais! I would be most honored.

[Arcadia]

The honor is indeed mine, Keev and Zeph.

Whosoever would do harm to this child will certainly feel my wrath.

[Zephyr]

My profound thanks. It's very nice to have family on Eiran.

[Keev Furaha]

Thank you Calais!

[Zephyr]

I sense... something. I sense a great power approaching! I can't get a clear sense of it. Will Eiran benefit from it? Will Eiran suffer under it?

[Zephyr]

Members of the Pantheon,

I have become quite concerned with the murders of so many Prophets. I have asked those of you who have had Prophets killed about the circumstances. Frankly, I am stumped. I do not see much in the line of patterns/motivations. But it is certainly possible that someone else may see what I have missed. I ask those who have given me any information if you mind me sharing the information with the Pantheon.

[Zephyr]

Uncle Rothmog!!! Ah, I am so happy for you!!! Surely, an unconventional way to find a bride, but the Bhaktis are never happier than when there is marriage in the air!!

I hope we will get the chance to meet your blushing bride.

[Keev Furaha]

I wish you much happiness, Uncle. That is indeed wonderful news.

Koel, you know that I would not willingly see any of your people come to harm and I apologize for the blatant misbehaviour of my followers. I will put a stop to it immediately. I hope that we can continue our work together in New Leyr without any problems.