Help me; I've forgotten how to do my VSE!

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Re: Help me; I've forgotten how to do my VSE!

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Thomas Covenant wrote:Did you notice how in my first chronicals I did VSE's all the time, especially in LFB, where I did one twice a page. Then in my second Chronicals I hardly ever did a single VSE, do you think I forgot how, or just decided it was pointless in the land.
A VSE is pointless when you have a knife sticking out of your chest.....can you hear me now? :screwy:
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Re: Help me; I've forgotten how to do my VSE!

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NATALIE PORTdAN wrote: A VSE is pointless when you have a knife sticking out of your chest.....can you hear me now? :screwy:
Isn't a VSE designed just for that purpose? To make sure you are aware of any bruises, cuts, burns, and fatal chest-stabbings you may have?

I would want to know... :S

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Yes that would be a good thing!
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Hey, I thought the "phone" of the Land was the lomillialor rod! :wink:
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Fist and Faith wrote:Oh, btw, you need a signature.
No, actually I didn't.
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You can't send text messages with a Lomillialor rod.
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Telegram to Lord Foul :

Attn Foul STOP Don't be a prick STOP You are annoying STOP Please please STOP
Do you think I like being this dangerous?
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we'd have to cc that message to Drool TC LA and HT!! ;)
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Landwaster wrote:Telegram to Lord Foul :

Attn Foul STOP Don't be a prick STOP You are annoying STOP Please please STOP
Do you like Charlie Chaplin? ;)
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he is a melbournian you know ;) ;) :P

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Landwaster wrote:Telegram to Lord Foul :

Attn Foul STOP Don't be a prick STOP You are annoying STOP Please please STOP

What ever happened to the good old-fashioned postal service? Write a letter, fercryinoutloud!

Which brings us to an interesting technical question: what did they write on in the Land? What were the Wards written on?

I can't imagine the Forestals approving the manufacture of paper. Papyrus? Vellum? Sheepskin [stinky!]? Cave walls and charred sticks?

Note that my curiosity is academic, since I have no eyes! :x

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Come to think of it, neither do I! You bloody Waynhim - get off the forum.
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Vile-spawn grudge-match?

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Ur-Vile wrote:Come to think of it, neither do I! You bloody Waynhim - get off the forum.
Them's fightin' words, you roynish varmint! :x

[You ur-viles think you're so cool, so vindicated by Vain, when it's the poor downtrodden Waynhim that preserved the animals and plants of the Land when all else was turning to Bunk...]

:) :lol:

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That reminds me, thanks for the help dukkha. That speed really helped me.
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Thomas Covenant wrote:That reminds me, thanks for the help dukkha. That speed really helped me.
Not a problem, TC.

See, Ur-Vile, we even bleed for our causes!!! :) 8)

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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
Thomas Covenant wrote:That reminds me, thanks for the help dukkha. That speed really helped me.
Not a problem, TC.

See, Ur-Vile, we even bleed for our causes!!! :) 8)

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What blood? I was talking about the other time when...forget it.
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Thomas Covenant wrote:What blood? I was talking about the other time when...forget it.
Ssshhhhh!! 8O

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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
Thomas Covenant wrote:What blood? I was talking about the other time when...forget it.
Ssshhhhh!! 8O

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ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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