[Sar]casting for the TC Movie that Must Never Be Made...

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[Sar]casting for the TC Movie that Must Never Be Made...

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We had some fun with this in a different thread, thought it might deserve it's own topic.
Who would you horribly miscast in the major/minor roles for the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the movie(s)?
Let's go for an unhealthy mix of bad actors, good actors in the wrong roles, non-actors that would butcher their parts tragically, and other general miscarriages of casting justice.
As suggestions get made, I am updating this message with a running list:

THE RUNNING LIST [so far so good :LOLS: ]
CovenantJr wrote:Mike Myers as Bannor
Judy Dench as Hollian
Quentin Tarantino as Nom
Justin Timberlake as Kevin
Party on, Haruchai!
dlbpharmd wrote:Ben Affleck as TC
Jennifer Lopez as LA
William Shatner as Mhoram ("You...are....the...WHITE...gold!")
Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) as Foamfollower
Gigli redone as a fantasy on The Enterprise, with a budget of One Meeelion Dollars!!
Landwaster wrote:Kathy Bates as Lady Alif
Rosie Perez as Elena?
Carol Kane as Atiaran?
Rutger Hauer as Borillar
Jimmy Stewart as Thomas Covenant
Paul Hogan as Triock or Elijah Wood as Triock or 'Team leader from ‘The Office'’ as Triock?
"TAWANDA!!!"
"Have fun storming the Creche, boys!"
Danlo wrote:Pee Wee Herman as Amok-"Those who know me have no need for my name, I know you are, but what am I!!?"
Paris Hilton as Lena
"Pr0n is the secret word!!!!!"
Ur-Vile wrote:Jerry Seinfeld as Thomas Covenant
Jim Carrey as Triock
Michael Stipe as Trell
Hilary Duff as Lena
Tom Baker as Lord Foul
Michael Caine as Drool Rockworm
Steve Martin as Lord Mhoram
Tom Cruise as Foamfollower
"What's the frequency, Thomas?!"
"Show me the Funny!"
Lord Mhoram as played by The Loser...?
Dromond wrote:Bruce Willis as Vain. “Vain, please shut up for one minute, OK?”
Paul Lynde as Baradakas [DW: Uncle Arthur from Bewitched! :haha:]
Whoopi Goldberg as Infelice
Ralph Macchio as ak-Haru Kenaustin Ardenol
Shelley Long as The First of the Search
George Burns as The Creator
"I'm going to give you the test of truth. Now here, pull my finger."[chuckles]
UrLord wrote:Sean Connery as Trell
Conan O'Brien as Covenant
Keanu Reaves as Mhoram
Shaquille O’Neal as Triock
"One rhadhamaerl Ritual of Desecration... Shaken, not stirred."
Seafoam Understone wrote:Jerry Lewis (early years) as Thomas Covenant
Mel Brooks as Mhoram
Cookie Monster (from Sesame Street) as Lord Foul
Vern Troyer as Foamfollower (definitely agree with THAT one!!)
Robin Williams as Pitchwife
Chris Rock as Hile Troy
George Carlin as Caerroil Wildwood
"There is no room in Garroting Deep for all your stuff!" "A permanent apprentice Forestal?! How about I give you 3 minutes of apprenticeship if you slap the Raver's army on the ass and send it home?"

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I'd like to stand by my earlier suggestion of Mike Myers as Bannor. I'd also like to add Judy Dench as Hollian, Quentin Tarantino as Nom, and Justin Timberlake as Kevin
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Ben Affleck as TC
Jennifer Lopez as LA
William Shatner as Mhoram ("You...are....the...WHITE...gold!")

and last, but not least (no pun intended)

Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) as Foamfollower
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Kathy Bates as Lady Alif
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Pee Wee Herman as Amok-"Those who know me have no need for my name, I know you are, but what am I!!?" :|
fall far and well Pilots!
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What about Rosie Perez as Elena?

Carol Kane as Atiaran?
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Jerry Seinfeld as Thomas Covenant
Jim Carrey as Triock
Michael Stipe as Trell
Hilary Duff as Lena
Tom Baker as Lord Foul
Michael Caine as Drool Rockworm
Steve Martin as Lord Mhoram
Tom Cruise as Foamfollower
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Paris Hilton as Lena (damm, yuk, I think TC would summon himself straight back if that was the case! :) )
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Ur-Vile wrote:Tom Baker as Lord Foul
ACK! :haha: :haha: :haha:

Carious eyes, teeth and curls?

:haha: :LOLS:

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Haha yeah Tom Baker!
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Bruce Willis - Vain.

Vain, please shut up for one minute,OK?
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Rutger Hauer as Borillar
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Baradakas:

Paul Lynde.
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Infelice:

Whoopi Goldberg. :hairs:
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Hahahaha!!!

Jimmy Stewart as Thomas Covenant?
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ak-Haru Kenaustin Ardenol:

Ralph Macchio
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wurm on, wurm off
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YES! :haha:
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The First:

Shelley Long
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Hmmmm...how about Sean Connery as Trell, Conan O'Brien as Covenant, and Keanu Reaves as Mhoram?
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