[Sar]casting for the TC Movie that Must Never Be Made...

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:23 am

The Creator:

George Burns. Oh, Wait...

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:27 am

Paul Hogan would be the antithesis of Triock, I reckon.

Post by **UrLord** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:34 am

Paul Hogan? Nah...I think Shaq would do a good job...he displayed such wonderful acting prowess in such classic films as Steel and Kazaam, how could he ever go wrong?

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:36 am

Yeah maybe ... or perhaps Elijah Wood would make a good Triock? Or that 'Team leader' from 'The Office'.

Post by **Seafoam Understone** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:58 am

MISCASTING?? HMMM

Thomas Covenant = Jerry Lewis (early years)
Mhorham = Mel Brooks
Lord Foul = Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
Foamfollower = Vern Troyer (definitely agree with THAT one!!)
Pitchwife = Robin Williams
Hile Troy = Chris Rock
Carroil Wildwood = George Carlin

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:02 am

Wow foamy I think with those suggestions you're forgetting the Oath that you're reminding us all to remember!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:10 am

I am trying to keep the list in the first msg updated as you come up with more castings!!! Think more slowly!!!

Landwaster [of SRD glossary thread fame], I feel your pain now!

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and wildly typing]

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:14 am

LOL I didn't realise you were trying to keep up with it all!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:31 am

Landwaster wrote:LOL I didn't realise you were trying to keep up with it all!

[Furious typing abates momentarily]
OK, updated for now!

Good stuff, good stuff, keep it coming!

How about Tom Hanks Forrest Gump-ing his way through the role of Kasreyn of the Gyre?

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and whiplashed]

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:34 am

Hehe I'd agree with you, but I don't like to see you making more work for yourself

Post by **UrLord** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:51 am

I do

In that spirit, I'll have to keep coming up with more...

Jim Belushi as Findail
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Pitchwife
Michael Jackson as Pietten

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:58 am

Bea Arthur as Memla

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:59 am

Dromond wrote:Bea Arthur as Memla

I think that one IS appropriate!

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:01 am

Nah, Memla is a woman!

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:02 am

Dromond wrote:Nah, Memla is a woman!

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:10 am

Brinn:

Wink Martindale

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:12 am

Rodney Dangerfield as Vain?

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:15 am

HOO, I'll tell ya, Them Elohim, I get no respect.

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:16 am

Ron Howard as Marid.

Post by **Furls Fire** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:17 am

Gary Coleman: Drool Rockworm

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[Sar]casting for the TC Movie that Must Never Be Made...