Homemade short stories

[Auleliel]

Yesterday, I was at home.

I made some shorts.

The End.

You made shorts? What did you make them with?

[Wyldewode]

I'm not sure we should ask. . .

[Reave the Unjust]

(comedy posh drunken lord voice)
"Oh dear, it seems I have made an amusing misunderstanding of the title and composed a story about shorts made at home rather than a homemade story that is short in length......

The hilarity!"

Sorry I couldn't resist. I managed to restrain myself for 6 pages though!

The tool on the website is fun, but sadly I have yet to mature enough to produce a story with no offensive and/or rude content.

Now you know why I don't post on the Watch often:
I censor myself!

[Wyldewode]

That's a good trait to have, Reave! (self-control, I mean)

[Cameraman Jenn]

Covenant Jr. and Cameraman Jenn
by William Shakespeare

Enter Covenant Jr.

Cameraman Jenn appears above at a window

Covenant Jr.:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the cheese, and Cameraman Jenn is the chihuahua.
Arise, wiggly chihuahua, and enact the exotic bed.
See, how she leans her buttock upon her bellybutton!
O, that I were a glove upon that bellybutton,
That I might touch that buttock!

Cameraman Jenn:
O Covenant Jr., Covenant Jr.! wherefore art thou Covenant Jr.?
What's in a name? That which we call a lip
By any other name would smell as aloof
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like a chinese finger puzzle that won't let go"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove silly.

Covenant Jr.:
Lady, by yonder exotic bed I swear
That tips on the bed the soft camera--

Cameraman Jenn:
O, swear not by the bed, the hawt bed,
That eagerly changes in its naughty orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise naughty.
Sweet, confused night! A thousand times confused night!
Parting is such lewd sorrow,
That I shall say confused night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Covenant Jr.:
Sleep dwell upon thy buttock, peace in thy bellybutton!
Would I were sleep and peace, so softly to rest!
enthusiastically will I to my wiggly lip's cell,
Its help to enact, and my aloof lip to tell.

[CovenantJr]

[Cameraman Jenn]

I wonder what aloof smells like....

[Wyldewode]

I wonder what aloof smells like....

It smells like Covjr.