[Sar]casting for the TC Movie that Must Never Be Made...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:17 am

Macaulay Culkin as Drool Rockworm
Marty Feldman as Hile Troy
Cindy Lauper as Osondrea
Phyllis Diller as Lena
Pauly Shore as Quaan

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:23 am

Jay leno as the na-Mhoram:
"You cannot oppose me! The Banefire surpasses you!"

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:36 am

SHATTERSTAR wrote:... Marty Feldman as Hile Troy ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Post by **Dromond** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:55 am

Pure Genius! The bug-eyed one as Troy!!

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:28 am

Dromond wrote:Ron Howard as Marid.

Opie Cunningham ... SEX machine!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:10 am

Alfred Hitchcock as Chant
Clint Eastwood as Hyrim
Leo DiCaprio as Verement
Beyonce as Shetra
Robbie Coltraine as Ak Haru Kenaustin Ardenol

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:14 am

That woman who played Janice in Friends as Linden. Still not quite as annoying as Linden though

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:19 am

CovenantJr wrote:Alfred Hitchcock as Chant
Clint Eastwood as Hyrim
Leo DiCaprio as Verement
Beyonce as Shetra
Robbie Coltraine as Ak Haru Kenaustin Ardenol

Hitchcock as Chant! LOL Oh man that's gold!

Busta Rhymes as Caerroil
Ron Jeremy as Hile Troy
Sean Connery as a horse Joan rides
Marlon Brando as Joan
Jason Alexander as every Ur-Vile

Post by **Vain** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:24 am

I'll have you know I nearly spilt all my coke !

Morgan Freeman - Chant

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:53 pm

A fighting wedge of George Costanzas????!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and now wet]

Post by **danlo** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:29 pm

Cjr wrote:That woman who played Janice in Friends as Linden. Still not quite as annoying as Linden though

OH......MY......GAUWWD!!! If she plays opposite Fran Dresler's Foul those horrible laughs could cause the RoD, in and of themselves!!!!

The Land would never b saved, they'd be off 2gether, buying shoes, in a heartbeat...

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:40 pm

Wesley Snipes as Vain
Junnifer Anniston as Linden
Courtney Cox as Galewrath
David Schwimmer or howeveryouspellit as TC

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:08 pm

Ur-Vile, Ylva, Ermingard and I were just talking on msn about a Blackadderisation of TCTC. So:

Blackadder II as Lord Foul
Percy as TC
Mr Bean as Jehannum/Ravers
Melchitt as Mhoram
Baldric as one of the High Lords
Ylva's cat as Drinny

Ylva wrote:And we can have Alan Rickman and Colin Firth to be "persons seen in the background in scene 24"

I'd also like to add Lord Flashheart as Bannor...

Post by **LordAbsinth** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:31 pm

owen wilson as thomascovenant
traci lords as linden avery
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LordAbsinth

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:57 pm

I want to thank everyone who has contributed so far to the casting list. It is appalling and hilarious at the same time

Here a few I recently came up with:

King Friday [from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood's Land of Make-Believe] as Lord Foul the Despiser
Jim Carrey as Vain
Vern Troyer as the Staff of Law in First Chronicles
Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe [The Three Stooges] as Turiya, Moksha, and Samadhi [The Three Ravers]
Elvis Presley as Triock
The Fandango paper lunch bag puppets as the Ramen
Monty Python-animated 'My Little Pony' figures as the Ranyhyn
Macauley Culkin as Drool Rockworm
Brad Pitt as Sunder
Danny DeVito as Hollian
A large French baguette as the krill of Loric
Fat Bastard [from Austin Powers] as Kasreyn of the Gyre

I will attempt to update the first message with everyone's suggestions in the next few days.

Thanks,
DW
[Weird, warped, and just plain wrong]

Post by **TRC** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:02 pm

The cast of Fraggle Rock as the Waynhim with Luis From Sesame Street as HAmako

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:32 am

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Macauley Culkin as Drool Rockworm
A large French baguette as the krill of Loric

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:19 am

BUMP for the amusement of all recent members

Post by **Mystikan** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:56 am

Thomas Covenant.........Sylvester Stallone
Lena..............................Dannii Minogue
Atiaran..........................Roseanne Barr
Trell...............................Jim Carrey
Lord Mhoram................Robin Williams
Saltheart Foamfollower..Michael Ironside
Lord Foul's Voice............John Cleese

That bad enough for ya?

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:08 pm

John Cleese as Foul's voice!

How about Carmen Elektra as Tamarantha? Nigel Tuffnel (I know he's a character, not an actor) as Mhoram? Billy Connelly as Linden?

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