Does SRD talk the way he writes?
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Does SRD talk the way he writes?
When he's ordering wings at Hooters, do you think that SRD ever drops a percipience-bomb on the waitress?
Roach trotted over to sniff at the gleaming phlegm, then licked it up.
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"In receiving this gift of puissantly hot wings and the benificent aliment of this Diamondraught Light from you, I honor your surquedry as their giver. Lo, and more... I beseech of you that the captivating expression of your manifest beauty shall never pass utterly from the service of this waymeet."
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Best thread of 2008 and it's only two posts long!
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SRD as a teacher: "It grieves me to speak unto you in this way: the daughter of your heart and loins lacks the necessary percipience to enable her Lordship. I, Staff Elder Donaldson, say to thee that if she is to make a place for herself here, she must give grave and lengthy study to the foundations of Lore, known to those of your world as Wreading, Writing, and Writhmetic."
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SRD as a parent: "Ms. Johnson, kindly demonstrate the tests of Lore for which my child has been studying diligently and incessantly for lo these past 6 moons.
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You have done this to my son!?!!?!"
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SRD as a parent: "Ms. Johnson, kindly demonstrate the tests of Lore for which my child has been studying diligently and incessantly for lo these past 6 moons.
<pause>
You have done this to my son!?!!?!"
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So Jay must again release the inchoate argent fire that lurks in his bowels.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Marry me Matrixman. You have just stolen my heart.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”
"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?
"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."
"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"
"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."
"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"
"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."
"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?
"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."
"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"
"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."
"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"
"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."
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Gold!High Lord Tolkien wrote:“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”
"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?
"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."
"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"
"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."
"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"
"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."
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Heh, awesome. By the way, HLT, I love your avatar. The Life Aquatic is the best movie ever.-jayHigh Lord Tolkien wrote:“Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?”
"Hello. My inanition is making me febrile but I you are my cynosure and I will make my asseveration clearly to you. Forgive my caducity but what is the guerdon in this weeks Happy Meal"?
"Excuse me? You mean....the toy? It's a Transformer car."
"Hellfire! I feared that the Neopets would be long preterite but I had to hope anyway that my orisons would be answered. Very well then, instead I'll have a 1/4 pounder with cheese, a medium fry and a.......what type of gelid shakes do you have this month?"
"Shakes? We have chocolate, vanilla and coffee."
"Oh, not the coffee. The last time I had that I malisoned all the way home trying in vain to get that sabulous scoria taste out of my mouth. I will try the vanilla shake. It's not some travertine chrism that I will regret having is it?"
"Um.....that will be $5.79. First window please."
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Thank you!
It was fun.
(I'm sure I butchered the proper way those words should have been used but I tried to stay true to the meaning of each.)
This topic has so much potential.
If he really did speak as he writes I could see SRD in so many hysterical Monty Python-type situations.
Like at the Emergency Room explaining his infectious type of injury....
Giving directions that involves using descriptive colors....
Sports commentator at a boxing match or the Olympics.....
It was fun.
(I'm sure I butchered the proper way those words should have been used but I tried to stay true to the meaning of each.)
This topic has so much potential.
If he really did speak as he writes I could see SRD in so many hysterical Monty Python-type situations.
Like at the Emergency Room explaining his infectious type of injury....
Giving directions that involves using descriptive colors....
Sports commentator at a boxing match or the Olympics.....
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!