We can always complain. Like a man with a million dollars in the bank complaining about the parking fee. Like a bird on a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.
Oh, sorry, I got lost.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
Brother Charn exited the darkened bathroom, leaving the toilet seat in the 'up' position, like a man who wished to spend his last moments on earth laughing in the face of butt-wet Wrath.
Cameraman Jenn wrote:As he comtemplated the consequences of Linden's actions he grimaced painfully, like a man straining to evacuate his bowels the morning after having eaten an entire block of tillamook cheddar cheese.
This is indeed funny, but my friends, I ask you: how many of us know what tillamook cheddar cheese really is? Is this the kind of elitist, out of touch person that we would like to win this election? We're in a struggle for our future, like a man standing in the dairy section of the local supermarket, trying to decide between the store brand cheddar and Kraft's.
sgt.null wrote:Sgt. Null stared at the blank quick reply box like a starving man staring at a plate of haggis...
This one I like a lot - it is honest, funny, and nauseating all at the same time.
BCakaDWakaD!
- Brother Charn
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"Shadows beware! The Light of Day shall find you, no matter where you lurk." - Archbeacon Davos
Not knowing what else to do, Donaldson launched into the Elohimfest Q&A with nervous bravado, like a man who realized he had left his pride and dignity in his other coat pocket.
matrixman wrote:Not knowing what else to do, Donaldson launched into the Elohimfest Q&A with nervous bravado, like a man who realized he had left his pride and dignity in his other coat pocket.
I don't know why, but I really like this one.
"Persevera, per severa, per se vera." Persist through difficulties, even though it is hard.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:As he comtemplated the consequences of Linden's actions he grimaced painfully, like a man straining to evacuate his bowels the morning after having eaten an entire block of tillamook cheddar cheese.
This is indeed funny, but my friends, I ask you: how many of us know what tillamook cheddar cheese really is? Is this the kind of elitist, out of touch person that we would like to win this election? We're in a struggle for our future, like a man standing in the dairy section of the local supermarket, trying to decide between the store brand cheddar and Kraft's.
Hang out more in The Galley, and we'll learn ya...
The announcement of this week's winner has been delayed due to unknown difficulties. We look forward to the decision with great anticipation, like a man with 12 kids looks forward to his vasectomy.