The Mooseman Prophecies

[Cameraman Jenn]

snoring snoring snoring all tucked up in the bed
I reach under the covers and I scratch his little head
His velvet ears and fuzzy nose he presses in my hand
and then he offers belly up, his wish is my command

He's my fuzzy doggie love, I snug him every day
He likes to yip and wag his tail and begging me to play
His eyes are brown and soulful and his ears are soft and sweet
but what really makes me smile is the patter of his feet

[wayfriend]

[Cameraman Jenn]

There's none buddy cuter
Than my Mooskerdooder
He's got a funny fuzzy bum
I love the way he twitches
In dreams of bones and bitches
I'm really glad that I'm his Mum.

Yes, puerile dog verses just pop into my head and yes I probably need professional psychiatric help.