Unanswerable questions:" The Resurrected Dead Thread &q

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:46 pm

...the irresistible pull of nothing...... Hmmm, reminds me of Christmas with the In-Laws.

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and seeking holiday asylum in heavy drinking]

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:47 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:...the irresistible pull of nothing...... Hmmm, reminds me of Christmas with the In-Laws.

DukkhaWaynhim
[Weird, warped, and seeking holiday asylum in heavy drinking]

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:04 pm

I thought the turtle was Gamera....

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:11 pm

ROdAN wrote:I thought the turtle was Gamera....

At least Gamera can fly through space.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:20 pm

Flying turtles?! Now that's just crazy talk!

DW
[Weird, warped, and willing to only selectively suspend disbelief]

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Why don't one carrot diomonds look like one carrot?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:25 pm

How come I still have to clean my self-cleaning oven?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:26 pm

If nothing can survive in a vacuum, how come I saw an ant escaping my Kirby the other day?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:29 pm

What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:30 pm

What's the plural form of moose? Meese? Mooses? Mise?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:32 pm

Why does the Q-tip box come with the warning "Do not stick in your ear"?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:33 pm

ROdAN wrote:What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?

Kyrptonite soft

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:34 pm

Why do cars have daytime running lights? If I can't see the car in broad daylight, what makes you think I'll see the lights?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:36 pm

If health insurance is designed to keep you healthy, what does flood insurance do; keep you flooded?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:36 pm

SHATTERSTAR wrote:
ROdAN wrote:What kind of tissue does Superman use when he blows his nose?
Kyrptonite soft

Are his boogers indestructable?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:35 pm

Peanut oil is made from.........peanuts
Corn oil is made from............corn
Soybean oil is made from.......soybeans
Canola oil is made from..........canola

So what is baby oil made from?

DW
[Weird, warped, and Weremoose]

Post by **TRC** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:18 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:
TRC wrote:Wasn't her name Nacl?
Saline Dion?

Ooohh now I know how you got your crown !!!

Post by **theDespiser** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:24 pm

What the hells the point of buying plastic ketchup bottles if its just going to shatter if dropped a foot from the ground?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:37 pm

Despiser, the combination of your message and your signature is quite funny to me.
DW
[Weird, warped, with the giggles]

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:45 am

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Peanut oil is made from.........peanuts
Corn oil is made from............corn
Soybean oil is made from.......soybeans
Canola oil is made from..........canola

So what is baby oil made from?

DW
[Weird, warped, and Weremoose]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

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