Maynard's autogragh AND wine? Oh yeah!

[danlo]

This isn't really music related, but I thought it was pretty cool.
I better get there early, cause they'll be a bunch of College kids in line. I know this is badly written, but it was edited by a college kid...

(Eric) Glomski, along with Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of Tool, co-owns Arizona Stronghold Vineyards, located in the mountains of central Arizona. They will sell and sign their wines Sunday from 2 to 5 pm at the Whole Foods Market at 2103 Carlisle Blvd. NE.

Keenan also owns Caduceus Cellars.

[Waddley]

If you got one and shipped it to me, Dan, I'd be your indentured slave for eternity. Maynard is pretty much my messiah. I mean, I'd take anything else signed by him, but wine would be.... well, like what if Jesus were signing wine? And the wine is his blood, right? But Maynard is an actual, real person who's had an actual, real impact on my life. So it's even better.

I would give you anything. Including monies. And hookers/blow. Or whatever else.

What do I have to do for you, Danlo?!

[dANdeLION]

*runs to ebay to buy Maynard signed stuff*

[danlo]

(the farther away they get from each other, geographically, the more they resemble each other-kind a like that there quantum photon type stuff about being the same no matter the distance... )

[dANdeLION]

Not this again......