Baker's Dozen Game

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:05 am

Hamburger condiments:
1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Foie gras (but only at your finer burger joints )
4. Mayo
5. Onion
6. Sesame Seeds
7. Pickles
8. Cheese
9. Relish
10. "Special Sauce"
11. Lettuce
12. 'Shrooms
13. avacado

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist

Post by **Auleliel** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:09 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:09 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch

Post by **Auleliel** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:11 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:53 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)

Post by **Auleliel** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:59 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:51 pm

In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.

Post by **Auleliel** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:23 pm

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal

Post by **rdhopeca** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:53 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal
9. on a Pacific island after an ocean earthquake

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:58 pm

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal
9. on a Pacific island after an ocean earthquake
10. a Federal Prison

Post by **Auleliel** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:09 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal
9. on a Pacific island after an ocean earthquake
10. a Federal Prison
11. mother-in-law's during divorce proceedings

Post by **rdhopeca** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:07 am

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal
9. on a Pacific island after an ocean earthquake
10. a Federal Prison
11. mother-in-law's during divorce proceedings
12. the New England Patriots huddle after the first quarter of the first game of the 2008 season

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:02 pm

places you don't want to visit
1. proctologist
2. center of the sun
3. dick cheney's hunting ranch
4. four feet deep in the middle of a landfill
5. cleaning outhouses in texas (in august)
6. inside a trash masher that is in operation
7. In the middle of the Burmuda Triangle, by myself in a sailboat.
8. dentist for a root canal
9. on a Pacific island after an ocean earthquake
10. a Federal Prison
11. mother-in-law's during divorce proceedings
12. the New England Patriots huddle after the first quarter of the first game of the 2008 season
13. Cuba - after the hurricanes.

Things you'd rather not hear in a crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:08 pm

Things you'd rather not hear in a crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."

Post by **Auleliel** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:43 am

Things you'd rather not hear in a crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."
3. "Has anybody seen my rabid pet ferret, it was just here a moment ago?"

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:56 pm

Things you'd rather not hear in crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."
3. "Has anybody seen my rabid pet ferret, it was just here a moment ago?"
4. The Hokey Pokey

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:18 am

(I couldn't help laughing aloud at Krazy Kat's post. Very funny indeed when you visualize it)

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:22 am

Things you'd rather not hear in crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."
3. "Has anybody seen my rabid pet ferret, it was just here a moment ago?"
4. The Hokey Pokey
5. "Everybody be cool this is a robbery. Any of you (bleep bleep) move and I'll execute every (bleep bleep) last one of you."

Post by **Auleliel** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:51 pm

Things you'd rather not hear in crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."
3. "Has anybody seen my rabid pet ferret, it was just here a moment ago?"
4. The Hokey Pokey
5. "Everybody be cool this is a robbery. Any of you (bleep bleep) move and I'll execute every (bleep bleep) last one of you."
6. "I think I'm gonna puke."

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:43 pm

Things you'd rather not hear in crowded elevator.

1. "Are farts supposed to be lumpy?"
2. "The doctor said that he don't think the rash is contagious."
3. "Has anybody seen my rabid pet ferret, it was just here a moment ago?"
4. The Hokey Pokey
5. "Everybody be cool this is a robbery. Any of you (bleep bleep) move and I'll execute every (bleep bleep) last one of you."
6. "I think I'm gonna puke."
7. "Do you smell somthing burning?"

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Baker's Dozen Game