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Xtreem action Barbie
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Yucky Barbie - like trailer trash, but smelier.
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Zeppelin Barbie -- she rocks!
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Agricultural Barbie, comes with gardening hoe.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Ballbuster Barbie. Name says it all...
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Cheating Barbie - GI Joe sold seperately.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Demondim Barbie [It's an oozing mass of fused parts of Barbies from the past, plus her ponies, puppies, cats, cousins and the missing bits and pieces of Ken.]
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Elora Dannen Barbie, Willow doll and Mad Mardigan doll sold seperately.
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Futurama Barbie, complete with bubble helmet. (trimmed in pink, of course)
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Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!

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Gargantuan Barbie (only 1 available)
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Haphazard Barbie, with permanently disheveled hair and a semi-random assortment of clothes (guaranteed NOT to match).
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Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!

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Inebriated Stop-Out Barbie, disappears for two days then turns up at 3:30am and throws up on the lawn
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Julienne Barbie - Arrives as a puzzle made up of long, thin strips.
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King Kong Barbie - a regular barbie that comes with a gorilla costume
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Luminescent Barbie - batteries not included.
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Mucular Barbie- big into women,s wrestling :biggrin:
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Nuclear Barbie - she's a blast and can also be used as a bedside lamp - once you get used to that creepy green light.
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Ostricised Barbie - None of the other dolls will play with her.
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Proton/Phaze Barbie - batteries unnecessary
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queer barbie and her gal pal midge
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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