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Recruiting Spanish-speaking person for help on a writing project. You will be given an e-hug and other virtual gifts for your invaluable aid... PM me!
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oh :( This thread has made me sad.

I thought you were going to tell me where to get a Spaniard if I needed one!!!!! :twisted: ;) :biggrin:
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No, I need a Spaniard. But if you do, go ahead and announce it.
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Nah...I don't really need a Spaniard.

What I'd really like is a....

...oh, never mind! :twisted: ;) :biggrin:
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I once dated a descendant of Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, but he didn't speak a bit of Spanish. So no help there. :(
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What can I do you out of, LF? Que quieres saber? (You'll have to imagine an upside-down question mark before the "que" and an accent on...oh, never mind. Ask Owlie.)
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Unfortunately, all openings for Spaniards are closed, as my former science fiction teacher (whose focus is Spanish Golden Age literature) rendered his services.
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Thank the gods!
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Yeah, I know, I know; wouldn't want a bead of sweat to appear on your forehead...
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Um. . . I think she meant that no expert seemed to appear at your command, and she wasn't sure she could help you. :P
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I was kidding. I'm sure we've all seen a sweat bead or two, unlike Chris Elliot in Cabin Boy.
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yo tengo tu gato in mes pantolones?

high school spanish evades me...
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balon! wrote:yo tengo tu gato in mes pantolones?

high school spanish evades me...
Poor cats ;) and if you want to know its ---Yo tengo dos gatos en mi pantalones if you dont mind the correction ;)
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Cleburne wrote:
balon! wrote:yo tengo tu gato in mes pantolones?

high school spanish evades me...
Poor cats ;) and if you want to know its ---Yo tengo dos gatos en mi pantalones if you dont mind the correction ;)
how do you know? maybe he was indeed trying to say that he had your cat in his pants? and it would be mis pantalones, if you don't mind my correction. ;)

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magickmaker17 wrote:how do you know? maybe he was indeed trying to say that he had your cat in his pants? and it would be mis pantalones, if you don't mind my correction. ;)
El senor pantalones de FUEGO!!!

Yes you would be right LOL ! And Lord Foul I believe you have 2 back up Spaniards ;) here with myself and Magic if you need any advice.
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I know:
maricon
pendejo
mas cerveza
(and I don't know if they're spelled right. I was only told to say them)
So 2/3rds of the time I need to run from Spaniards.
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Nah, if you say "mas cerveza" they'll just hand you a beer. 8)
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Espero que tu proyecto fuese bien.
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aliantha wrote:Nah, if you say "mas cerveza" they'll just hand you a beer. 8)
Yea...that's why I said 2 of 3 times I'd have to run ;)
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Vraith wrote:I know:
maricon
pendejo
mas cerveza
(and I don't know if they're spelled right. I was only told to say them)
So 2/3rds of the time I need to run from Spaniards.
Add "hijo de puta" and make that 3/4.
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