5 signs you're reading too much fantasy

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:38 pm

1) You have a Gandalf tattoo on your chest.
2) You fail your history exam because you thought the Civil War was fought in Rohan.
3) You sit in the corner muttering "Me precious"

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:41 pm

You go into a store and you see a mirror. You immediately start muttering *spells* and then you try to jump through the mirror portal.

You go into the museum's dino section and you start screaming,
"Dragons!!!! There be dragons afoot!!!!"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:49 pm

You find youself shaving with a bloody penknife. Hellfire!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:12 pm

You wave a stick around and say, "Behold, I wield the Earthpower!"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:17 pm

You own robes in every shade of ochre.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:28 pm

You scoff at the people on fantasy tv who don't sound British. After all, any good fantasy-type person sounds British.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:30 pm

You insist that everyone who enters your office must first pass the lomillar test of truth.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:55 pm

You go on a quest to find the One Tree. You're in a fishin' boat. On a river.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:02 pm

You keep throwing your dad's jewelry in volcanoes...

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:23 pm

You bring your teacher mirkfruit instead of apples.

Post by **Blue_Spawn** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 9:04 pm

Has anyone mentioned stuffing dirt and mud down your open flesh wounds?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:11 am

Nah, we were too busy thinking up clever things like stuffing dirt and mud down your open flesh wound.

Post by **birdandbear** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:06 pm

You keep a backpack on hand, packed with food and clothing, so that when Gandalf, or Allanon, or Moiraine, or Name Your Wizard, shows up with his Only You Can Save The World schtick, you'll be all ready to go...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:18 pm

You wrap your sandwiches in maple leaves.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:33 pm

You challenge people to sword duels in the gift wrap department...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:47 pm

When you ask for directions, you want the distaces in leagues and furlongs.

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5 signs you're reading too much fantasy