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What will it take for CovJr to join WOW?

Some alcohol plus a magic mushroom
2
8%
A free account for a year
1
4%
1 million dollars
1
4%
1 millions dollars tax free
4
17%
Sexed up by the Watcher of his choice
6
25%
Sexed up by the celebrity of his choice
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To be absolute ruler of space and time
4
17%
A Klondike bar
6
25%
 
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Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.
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If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......
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Sorus wrote::LOLS:

'Course, now you've got me wondering which of those would apply to you.
I'd probably go cheap. But I think it would take more than a Klondike bar.
Savor Dam wrote:The Klondike bar is a chocolate coated square of ice cream with no stick. There is an advertising jingle for it, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

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dANdeLION wrote:
Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.
https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com/tria ... blade25_04


If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......
Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!
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Auleliel wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
Auleliel wrote:I don't understand what WoW is, or how one would go about joining it.
https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com/tria ... blade25_04


If I were you I'd hold out for a Klondike bar before signing on the dotted line......
Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!
Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice. Many MMORPGs (eg. Guild Wars) expect you to buy the game; fair enough. Many others (eg. Warhammer: Age of Reckoning) expect you to download the client and pay a subscription; again, fair enough. World of Warcraft is one of the painful few that demand both.
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Cagliostro wrote:
Sorus wrote::LOLS:

'Course, now you've got me wondering which of those would apply to you.
I'd probably go cheap. But I think it would take more than a Klondike bar.
Oh? Well, we have a space reserved for you.
Auleliel wrote:Wait, this thing costs actual money? No thank you!
And all your free time. And your soul.

You know you want to. :shifty:

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CovenantJr wrote: Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice.
Much like eating at Taco Bell......
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Damn those subscription taco services.
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dANdeLION wrote:
CovenantJr wrote: Yes, and one of the shadiest things about WoW is you have to pay for it twice.
Much like eating at Taco Bell......
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CovenantJr wrote:Damn those subscription taco services.
taco of the month club?

i guess if the pack it in dry ice...
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CovenantJr wrote:Damn those subscription taco services.
taco of the month club?

i guess if the pack it in dry ice...
No need. They're like McDonald's french fries -- so full of preservatives that they never go bad. ;)
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aliantha wrote:No need. They're like McDonald's french fries -- so full of preservatives that they never go bad. ;)
Well...no worse than they were to begin with. Not a lot of downhill room on the varieties of mass-market fast food tacos discussed upthread.
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Good point!
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In any case, I don't think fast food will make me join WoW. :P
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CovenantJr wrote:In any case, I don't think fast food will make me join WoW. :P
what if it were slow-cooked fast food?
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Uh, I was instructed to come to this thread and inform Cov Jr that I have a round trip plane ticket for him and he can stay at my place for an unspecified amount of time. Also, there was something about a monthly fee? I don't know.

What's going on here?
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Wow, that's almost exactly how Foul set up High Lord Kevin........
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I'm not so sure I approve of that plan.... :?
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Don't fret about it; I'm sure you're just being held in reserve as bait for a bigger fish.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

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Oops! Scratch that. It's a ticket for TWO for a romantic vacation on the beautiful Oahu coast. One with Cov's name on it and the other with yours, Jenn.

I'm just the messenger, I don't even know what's happening here and would certainly not recommend WoW to anyone...
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You know, if WoW stood for World of Waddley, there'd be no need for this thread.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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