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Annoint a new one
(with oil and wine vinegar).
Our Savior Salad.
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Our Savior Salad
a meal at the in laws
The entree disgusts
You can judge the true character of a person on how they treat those who can do nothing for them
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The entree disgusts
So much so that rest is
Ignored and wasted
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Ignored and wasted,
Prefer to be by myself
When I drink alone.

Apologies to George Thorogood and whomever wrote the song. :biggrin:
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When I drink alone
one bourbon one scotch one beer
all I ever need
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Post by rdhopeca »

all I ever need
is a soft and knowing touch
and a loving heart
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"And a loving heart"
Not used when referring to
Angus Thermo-pile!
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Angus Thermo-pile
That mispronunciation
Annoyed him greatly
Love prevails.
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Annoyed him greatly
That he could not make some more
Haikus that make sense
Functionless art is vandalism. I am the vandal.
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Haikus that make sense
Are not that uncommon, but
It's not required
Love prevails.
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It's not required
To jump with a parachute
But it surely helps
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But it surely helps
When sky diving, to take note
Betwixt up and down.
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Betwixt up and down
Sounds like an innuendo
Sammich anyone?
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Sammich anyone?
Ah, Shakira on the right,
J.Lo on the left.
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J.Lo on the left
Michael Jackson on the right
Wait ... something is wrong
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Post by hearthrall antonicus »

Wait....something is wrong
Mister Wright told Mister Wong
Wong replied you're right
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Wong replied you're right
You're right and I'm wrong, here's my
Congratulations
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Congratulations
You are chosen the main course
You are what you eat
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Post by rdhopeca »

you are what you eat
and today I am feeling
so kentucky fried
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So Kentucky Fried
the chicken so golden brown
A pleasure to eat
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