The GAP Cookbook
Vector Shaheed's Famous Coffee
1. Walk to food-vend.
2. Place flask under dispenser.
3. Press button for coffee.
4. Complain that Orn can't make decent coffee.
Ciro Vasaczk's Not-so-famous Sandwiches
1. Butter two pieces of bread.
2. Place cold cuts between said buttered slices of bread.
3. Make sure the buttered sides face in.
Mikka Vasaczk's Hot Porride
1. Place dehydrated porridge in bowl.
2. Fill with hot water.
2a. For more kick, substitute Vector's coffee for hot water.
3. Wait for Nick to do something insane before eating (approx 30 seconds).
Morn Hyland's Favorite Protein Bars
1. Press button on food-vend.
2. Castrate nearest male.
3. Hijack ship.
Angus Thermopyle's Thermopo-bomber
1. Mix equal parts Red Bull and Rum.
2. Set off Singularity Grenade.
3. Party.
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I'm left wondering about it. He always talks about how he loves coffee, and how certain people don't make it well... but, seriously, what's their to it except pushing a button?StevieG wrote:You know, for some reason I thought Vector's coffee was something special...
Even without the sci-fi food-vend, all you do today is measure out the coffee, put hot water in the machine, and wait for it to drip.
"You make me think Hell is run like a corporation."
"It's the other way around, but yes."
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"It's the other way around, but yes."
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Awesome observations (I'll be sure to make some VSFC soon!!)
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Brewing coffee is an *art*. I use bottled spring water, freshly-ground beans, and a French press.
I suspect Vector kept a hidden stash of beans or vacuum-sealed grounds somewhere in engineering.
Lots of down-time in laboratory settings gave him time to perfect his coffee.
I suspect Vector kept a hidden stash of beans or vacuum-sealed grounds somewhere in engineering.
Lots of down-time in laboratory settings gave him time to perfect his coffee.
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