There's more AFTER the second one?dANdeLION wrote:Short Circuit 2 through whatever the last one was.
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I thought Hanibal was okay.
I thought Hanibal was okay.
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Funny story... I've never seen Silence of the Lambs or Hannibal...but I have seen Red Dragon. This is just a side note, do you see? This has nothing to do with the thread, do you see?!
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Orlion wrote:Funny story... I've never seen Silence of the Lambs or Hannibal...but I have seen Red Dragon. This is just a side note, do you see? This has nothing to do with the thread, do you see?!
Check out Silence of the Lambs - it's a good film. Hannibal wasn't the worst of all time, but for me it was a crushing disappointment. I really wanted to like it, but it just didn't grab me.
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I thought Ice Age 3 was okay, while 2 just sucked.
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RottenTomatoes just released its list of the worst movies of the last ten years. [link]
The #1 worst movie? You're all wrong. It was
Larry the Cable Guy is in so many of the others you have to wonder.
The #1 worst movie? You're all wrong. It was
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Thankfully the 3rd one never got into production (though there was a screenplay).Orlion wrote:There's more AFTER the second one?dANdeLION wrote:Short Circuit 2 through whatever the last one was.
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The flat out worst movie Ive ever seen is probably Manos: The Hands of Fate. Plan Nine and The Creeping Terror are bad in that epicly entertaining way. I can have more fun watching those movies than I can with a good movie. Manos is just garbage though. Might as well be 2 hours of static for all the sense it makes. Without the MST3k commentary I could never finish it.
As far as "real" movies go - the worst movie I have ever payed money to see is probably the Blair Witch Project. To this day I completely fail to understand the appeal of that movie.
As far as "real" movies go - the worst movie I have ever payed money to see is probably the Blair Witch Project. To this day I completely fail to understand the appeal of that movie.
It was an interesting list, however their #1 worst movie???!!! granted it was a piece of shite, but NOT the worst! Dang, just the stars alone make it worth watching ... kinda ... when drunk ...wayfriend wrote:RottenTomatoes just released its list of the worst movies of the last ten years. [link]
The #1 worst movie? You're all wrong. It wasLarry the Cable Guy is in so many of the others you have to wonder.Spoiler
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For me, the worst movie -- and the only movie that I have ever walked out on -- and at a dollar theater in the middle of a blistering summer, no less -- is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Pass on this one unless you think you want to see Johnny Depp give his best Thurston Howell III impression. It is agonizing, it makes no sense, and though it is about drugs, I don't think even drugs would help.
Watching this movie just makes you want to wipe and flush.
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Pass on this one unless you think you want to see Johnny Depp give his best Thurston Howell III impression. It is agonizing, it makes no sense, and though it is about drugs, I don't think even drugs would help.
Watching this movie just makes you want to wipe and flush.
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I agree with that 100%. Wipe and flush - a perfect description!DukkhaWaynhim wrote:For me, the worst movie -- and the only movie that I have ever walked out on -- and at a dollar theater in the middle of a blistering summer, no less -- is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Pass on this one unless you think you want to see Johnny Depp give his best Thurston Howell III impression. It is agonizing, it makes no sense, and though it is about drugs, I don't think even drugs would help.
Watching this movie just makes you want to wipe and flush.
dw
/gasp! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas isn't about doing drugs and not making sense...it was about the death of a generation. The movers and shakers of the sixties feeling lost between the prim-and-proper fifties and the sell-out the hippies made in the seventies and eighties for the mortgage, the 2 cars, the 2.5 kids, the white picket fence. Hunter S. Thompson dares to ask, "What are the consequences of this?" I highly recommend the book. Thompson is one of the most brilliant writers and political commentators.StevieG wrote:I agree with that 100%. Wipe and flush - a perfect description!DukkhaWaynhim wrote:For me, the worst movie -- and the only movie that I have ever walked out on -- and at a dollar theater in the middle of a blistering summer, no less -- is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Pass on this one unless you think you want to see Johnny Depp give his best Thurston Howell III impression. It is agonizing, it makes no sense, and though it is about drugs, I don't think even drugs would help.
Watching this movie just makes you want to wipe and flush.
dw
But....the movie may have focused too much on drugs. =/ I'll give you that.
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I can say that I have not seen any of the movies on that list...thank god
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Speaking of drugs and/or inebriation, I still wonder what substances John Boorman was under the influence of when he made Zardoz, one of the most inane films I've ever seen. People love to slam Kubrick for being pretentious, but Boorman is the guy who gives pretention a bad name. How did Zardoz ever get green-lit? (Oh I know, because Boorman had made Deliverance earlier, a genuinely good film.)
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