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Cybrweez
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Yea, there have been quite a few good ones.
--Andy

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur."
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

I believe in the One who says there is life after this.
Now tell me how much more open can my mind be?
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If your offspring is a split personality paradox who can't leave well enough alone and who has gone missing from this site, you might, possibly, be a Bloodguard.

...miss you, Esmer...
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Cagliostro wrote:If you have been brutally killed in a Stephen R. Donaldson book, especially if your spine was snapped, you might be a Bloodguard. Or have been.
Heh heh, cruel yet awesome.

If you know secrets about High Lord Kevin's Wards but haven't bothered to tell anyone because you weren't asked, you might be a Bloodguard.
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If walking on a fractured shinbone extracts the same reaction from you as a pesky hangnail....you might be a Bloodguard.
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If you spend your personal time surrounded by other scantily clad men in a dark cave fighting (dancing?) while claiming that Haruchai women "exist but are still living out in the mountains", you might be a Bloodguard.
Rob

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If watery tarts singing seductive songs of suicide are your idea of a good time, you might be a Bloodguard.

(yeah, I know....it doesn't quite work. Still, it's kinda funny. ;))
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:LOLS: Yes, it is!
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon

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If you often find yourself rescuing a clumsy, half-handed stranger who berates you for no reason, you might be a Bloodguard.
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If the only book on your bookshelf is Grandma's Treasure Berry Pie: 1,001 Ways To Prepare Aliantha, you might be a Bloodguard.
Rob

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If telepathy
Is preferable to speech
You might be Bloodguard
Yes, I am an alt
Whose? An open secret to
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Post by Cybrweez »

Not bad Dread, you are a poet.

But, negative points, b/c you had to use speech :twisted:
--Andy

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur."
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I believe in the One who says there is life after this.
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If you win contest
On telepathy alone
You are a Bloodguard
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:Hail:

Two good entries, and both in haiku.
Impressive, DPJ.
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If your annual performance review simply reads "You suffice" ... you might be a Bloodguard.
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Post by Savor Dam »

psytechnm, that contribution definitely suffices. Nicely done! :clap:
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Post by Cybrweez »

Wow, a lot of good ones. Good game wayfriend.
--Andy

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur."
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

I believe in the One who says there is life after this.
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Post by matrixman »

Great one, psytechnm!

If the Earthpower itself pays attention when you swear something, and your name isn't Berek, you might be a Bloodguard.

It's D(ecision) Day, wayfriend will want to know our favorites. I've boiled it down to three:
aliantha: If your idea of a devastating comeback is a single raised eyebrow...you might be a Bloodguard.

Kaydene: If walking on a fractured shinbone extracts the same reaction from you as a pesky hangnail....you might be a Bloodguard.

psytechnm: If your annual performance review simply reads "You suffice" ... you might be a Bloodguard
Don't ask me to choose among these three, I'd rather throw myself off Landsdrop.
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Post by Cybrweez »

I would say shinbone, annual performance, getting laid, and both DPJ entries were top of my list.


I'm not good at picking favorites...
--Andy

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur."
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I believe in the One who says there is life after this.
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Going once ...
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Post by Savor Dam »

Restating my previous endorsements of:
  • psytechnm's Performance Review
    ali's Raised Eyebrow
    dlb's Bimillenial Nookie
If I had to give an order of preference, that would be it...but all are great entries. So are some others, but those are my favorites.
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