The answer to this question in my family is always, "How much time have you got?"High Lord Tolkien wrote:What the Linden is wrong with you?aliantha wrote:I vote for rdhopeca's.
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Hey, thanks, man!dlbpharmd wrote:Wow, that is really, really good.matrixman wrote:Triock once said: "I do not weep over death, but over that which has died within me even as I live."
This may refer to his dreams of a happy life with Lena, before the coming of the Unbeliever.
(Adapted from a quote by Norman Cousins)

Cagliostro wrote:An anti-drug and snuggly love saying amongst the croyel is, "Don't have a monkey on your back. Have me."

I'll also throw this one in, as it's been floating in my head:
An ancient saying of South Plains folk: "Do not bathe in the Black, lest it wash your wits away."
This is a warning about the Black River, which seem to sap the spirits of all who swim its waters.
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This one gets my vote.rdhopeca wrote:From the Land dwellers of the 2nd Chronicles
"When the morning reveals a fertile sun, the time has come to cut and run."
This refers to cutting of the ussussimiel and then running to get away from the overgrowth of the trees.
It's broad in scope.
i can see everyone in the Land saying it.
(Provided the don't immediately kill the stranger who arrives in the Stonedown before he gets to share his wit!)
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(Sorry; late again. But due to last-miniute entries I did want to let things go the weekend. But I should have closed this on Monday.)
And the winner is ...

And the winner is ...
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High Lord Tolkien!
His cleverly devised sayings involving Linden, while not quite what I had in mind, undoubtedly comprise the crowd-pleasiest entry, and were well done as well. Other more poetic and insightful entries didn't stand a chance, although they have made their mark on us.
His cleverly devised sayings involving Linden, while not quite what I had in mind, undoubtedly comprise the crowd-pleasiest entry, and were well done as well. Other more poetic and insightful entries didn't stand a chance, although they have made their mark on us.



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agreed 100%
Well done to the winner!
And I also wish to express appreciation for the fairness of the game's Linden's Army affiliated official for looking past the obvious THOOLA-themed tone of the winning entries and seeing them for the awesome entries they were.
That is a trait I think I would have difficulty finding in myself. So again I say: well done!
...in other words, you've impressed me wayfriend...

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Well, I have another 500, so here goes.
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Fire up the Paintshop. Crack open the GIMP. Practice with Paint. It's a graphic arts contest this week.
Against All Things Ending is going to the presses soon. And they need a bookcover. Putnams Publishing has passed the word to me that they are accepting bookcovers from Kevin's Watch.
So please create and post your ideas for the AATE cover. They may be serious, or they may be funny spoofs - those Putnam guys can't tell the difference. Heck, they're so witless, you could use either of the original titles for the book, and it'd be okay.
Note that you will NOT be judged on your graphics editting skills. But you will be judged on all the usual things, including audience enthusiasm.
Here are some past book covers produced by fans, maybe these will give you ideas: one two
(Entries are accepted until I post the winner.)
This Week's Contest
Fire up the Paintshop. Crack open the GIMP. Practice with Paint. It's a graphic arts contest this week.
Against All Things Ending is going to the presses soon. And they need a bookcover. Putnams Publishing has passed the word to me that they are accepting bookcovers from Kevin's Watch.
So please create and post your ideas for the AATE cover. They may be serious, or they may be funny spoofs - those Putnam guys can't tell the difference. Heck, they're so witless, you could use either of the original titles for the book, and it'd be okay.
Note that you will NOT be judged on your graphics editting skills. But you will be judged on all the usual things, including audience enthusiasm.
Here are some past book covers produced by fans, maybe these will give you ideas: one two
(Entries are accepted until I post the winner.)
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It's a mixture of things. It started out as the Ranyhyn possessed by Ravers and ur-viles galloping through time and space...if, Lord Foul finds out how to get Jeremiah and Joan to tell him how...?wayfriend wrote: is that some sort of half-horse, half-flea creature? Or am I misperceiving it?
I wish I'd spent more time ironing out the mistakes, Rob's is right on the money.
Kaydene's and StevieG's are really good as well!