This just in.. Top News Stories from The Land
* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Esmer Named New Spokesperson for Prozac
* Nom Spotted at Boston Bar
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land
* Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive
(please feel free to add to the list)
At Intermission: Top News Stories from The Land
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mirkfruit
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At Intermission: Top News Stories from The Land
-"The spectacle of your puerile strivings gives me glee to repay my long patience!"
Re: At Intermission: Top News Stories from The Land
I particularly like these two:mirkfruit wrote:* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land
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mirkfruit wrote: * Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive
*Hacker Reveals E-mails Between Elohim That Call the Existence of the Worm Into Question.
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
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I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
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Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
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On your headlines, and your avatar! It shall be stolen presently!
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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The Mirkfruit Growers Association's civil lawsuit for lost revenue against the Giants of Giant Home for it's participation in the removal of the Sunbane lost it's final appeal today.
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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This might be on my top-ten funniest watch statements...I blew the tobacco right out of my pipe bowl.mirkfruit wrote:Actually I believe Kastenessen was involved in a "global warming cover-up" wasn't he?
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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MORE BREAKING NEWS
Folks, we have some more breaking news stories:
- •"Back To The Future" Still Tops at Box Office
•Al Gore Congratulates Demondim on Rediscovery of Green Power Source
•Enraged Over Summons, Covenant Joins THOOLAH
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dlbpharmd wrote:Linden gives up search for Jeremiah: "He never loved me anyway."
lololololololol.....
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
Flash: This just in.
The Worm at World Ends wakes up for a midnight snack.
Lord Kevin and Longwrath caught in shouting match:
Each one claims their version of "Slay her" is better.
Masters Anointed comes to blow.
It was a dealt half-handedly.
Harrow claims "Foul deed" sues Elohim in court.
Claims Infelice made Stonedowner throw rock at him.
Harrow exclaims: it was a shiney rock and it hurt too!
Infelice claims she wanted to add to Harrow's bead collection.
Foul gives up Creche to beachfront developers.
The Worm at World Ends wakes up for a midnight snack.
Lord Kevin and Longwrath caught in shouting match:
Each one claims their version of "Slay her" is better.
Masters Anointed comes to blow.
It was a dealt half-handedly.
Harrow claims "Foul deed" sues Elohim in court.
Claims Infelice made Stonedowner throw rock at him.
Harrow exclaims: it was a shiney rock and it hurt too!
Infelice claims she wanted to add to Harrow's bead collection.
Foul gives up Creche to beachfront developers.
What's this silver looking ring doing on my finger?
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
Re: At Intermission: Top News Stories from The Land
I think someone's campaigning for the 2010 watchies alreadymirkfruit wrote:This just in.. Top News Stories from The Land
* Linden Abandons Pursuit of Staff, Calls Search Vain
* Esmer Named New Spokesperson for Prozac
* Nom Spotted at Boston Bar
* Al Gore Congratulates Masters for Reducing Power Usage in the Land
* Foul Boycotts McDonald's, Claims Golden Arches Offensive
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"You make me think Hell is run like a corporation."
"It's the other way around, but yes."
Obaki, Too Much Information
"It's the other way around, but yes."
Obaki, Too Much Information