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I'd like to meet a person who would trade a hurdy-gurdy for a high-five. 
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Original 32, eh? I'm afraid I had my wisdom teeth removed, so I'm down to 28. Plus I'm over 38, and a musician.......did I mention how much I value my freedom? Guess I'm a little more tired of games than she is.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Cagliostro
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Geez..just what I was thinking.dANdeLION wrote:Original 32, eh? I'm afraid I had my wisdom teeth removed, so I'm down to 28. Plus I'm over 38, and a musician.......did I mention how much I value my freedom? Guess I'm a little more tired of games than she is.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
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I had a couple molars removed when my wisdom teeth were taken out... the way things were, if they hadn't then my teeth would've gone all crooked like. But they're back a bit, so you can't even see the gaps unless I pull my cheeks back, fish hook style.
While I can't help liking this lady's sass, I have a hard time imagining her being happy with anyone.
While I can't help liking this lady's sass, I have a hard time imagining her being happy with anyone.
"You make me think Hell is run like a corporation."
"It's the other way around, but yes."
Obaki, Too Much Information
"It's the other way around, but yes."
Obaki, Too Much Information
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consumerist.com/2010/02/the-greatest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
-George Steiner
Don't get me wrong, it's a shallow ad. People like that probably won't be happy with anyone. It was just hilarious.Rigel wrote:I had a couple molars removed when my wisdom teeth were taken out... the way things were, if they hadn't then my teeth would've gone all crooked like. But they're back a bit, so you can't even see the gaps unless I pull my cheeks back, fish hook style.
While I can't help liking this lady's sass, I have a hard time imagining her being happy with anyone.
"This is the room where Jezebel frescoed her eyelids with history's tragic glitter." ~Tom Robbins
Good one.