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Mother's Day and Valentines Day gift ideas:
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www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar
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I'm speechless.


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wow only 41% cacao that's the downside!High Lord Tolkien wrote:Mother's Day and Valentines Day gift ideas:
www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/flying_ ... colate_pig
www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar
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Don't miss the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section too!
Don't miss the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section too!
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and for just $17.199 you can buy this!
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(But it's just a joke giftbox!!!!)
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Technically it's not bacon but it stilkl might fit here
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Well, if you're gonna go *that* route -- for a slightly smaller fee:
www.smithfieldhams.com/product/455/3
Note the preparation tips:
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Note the preparation tips:
They're tasty, but a major pain in the tuchus to prepare.* If your ham is uncooked, you should soak before cooking, since these hams are dry cured. Soak Smithfield Hams or Country Hams twenty-four (24) hours or longer. Change water every four (4) hours.
* The length of soaking time is important and should be influenced by your taste for salt (longer soaking results in milder ham).
* After soaking, wash ham thoroughly with a stiff brush to remove all pepper and mold, if present.


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Virginians.Vader wrote:But who on earth would cook a fine dry cured ham?
What else can I say.



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I WANT SOME!Menolly wrote:Bacon Marmalade
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...and...High Lord Tolkien wrote:Bacon Jam?
www.skilletstreetfood.com/baconjam.htm…..what the heck is bacon jam?...
It is something we’ve been cooking up for a couple of years now on our trailers and for our burgers
…….we take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down...add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam..
*wondering how close to either of those this recipe would be*Stonemaybe wrote:I WANT SOME!Menolly wrote:Bacon Marmalade
Bacon Jam
1 pound good quality smoked bacon
1 large onion, thinly sliced
5 cloves of garlic, minced
3 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons Sriracha
1 cup coffee
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup maple syrup
fresh cracked black pepper
1/4 teaspoon smoked Spanish paprika
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
1. In a large, heavy pot cook the bacon in batches over medium high heat until it's lightly browned and just starting to crisp. Set aside to cool.
2. Add the onion and garlic and cook over medium heat until soft and translucent, 10-12 minutes.
3. While the onion cooks, slice the bacon into 1-inch strips.
4. Return the bacon to the pan and add the brown sugar, coffee, apple cider vinegar, and maple syrup. Bring to a boil and reduce to a simmer.
5. Simmer over low heat stirring every now and then to prevent sticking for 3-4 hours until you can no longer tell the onion from the bacon and it has a thick, jam-like consistency and deep rich brown color.
6. Let cool for 20 minutes than transfer to a food processor. Pulse for several seconds to finely chop and blend the jam.
7. Return to the pot. Cover and place in the refrigerator overnight.
8. Remove the pot from the fridge and place on the stove. With a spoon, scoop the majority of the fat from the top of the jam. Turn the heat to low. Add the black pepper to taste, smoked paprika, and red wine vinegar. If you desire more heat, add another squirt of Sriracha. Cook for 45 minutes until almost all the liquid is evaporated.
9. Let cool and place in a glass jar. Enjoy!
Makes two 4-ounce jars of jam.
