The First Gay Haruchai Sent Down To Join The Bloodguard!

[peter]

(mindspeak) Ooohhh! Look at the muck in here! (say's looking around the Bloodguard's spartan meeting hall - the one from Gildenfire) I can see none of you lot has taken a duster to these crude unworked walls in a thousand years. Here, Luvie - Do me a favour and rustle me up a feather duster and an apron. Fight you to establish my place in the hierarchy? You've got to be kidding. Any more of that and I'll put you across me knee and spank you, two millenia or not! 'Ere you - stop cracking your knuckles and giving me that flat 'I'm to tough to take any notice of you look' - I knew your mother (turns to the Haruchai beside him) Mind you, name me anything in trousers who didn't.........
First Mark Tuvor turned away and groaned inwardly. Fluff's arival was always going to be controversial and somehow, he suspected, the image the Bloodguard had taken so long to establish was never going to be the same again. Still, even the mountain fastness of the Westron peaks had to move with the times, and his tunic was in serious need of a good darning.

[jackgiantkiller]

Why do we have to fight all the time? cant we settle things with the medium of dance? watch this set, one two and split.......

[Krazy Kat]

...trapdoor.