The Internet's a Weird and Funny Place
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This isn't so much internet weirdness as reality weirdness, but I didn't know where else to put it.
'A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.'
www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
'A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.'
www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
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That's pretty weird, yeah. And I don't think depression is an adequate diagnosis for the guy's problems.


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A bulldozer is the greatest escape plan. I must make note of it.CovenantJr wrote:This isn't so much internet weirdness as reality weirdness, but I didn't know where else to put it.
'A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.'
www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
Actually, I think the weirdest story is the story of The Killdozer.
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." - Kurt Vonnegut
Run and tell that, homeboy.
I sing this daily now. Even when I'm cooking. Washing dishes. Vacuuming.
Exposition: a rapist broke into an apartment and was in the middle of raping a woman when her brother heard the noise and fought him off. He escaped, and the cops were called. The Gregory Brothers (Auto-Tune the News) did an auto-tune mash-up of the brother's impassioned speech on the news. He really is a hero. And yes, the family is receiving the proceeds from the shirts and the song on iTunes.
I sing this daily now. Even when I'm cooking. Washing dishes. Vacuuming.
Exposition: a rapist broke into an apartment and was in the middle of raping a woman when her brother heard the noise and fought him off. He escaped, and the cops were called. The Gregory Brothers (Auto-Tune the News) did an auto-tune mash-up of the brother's impassioned speech on the news. He really is a hero. And yes, the family is receiving the proceeds from the shirts and the song on iTunes.
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." - Kurt Vonnegut
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This seems the place for this (I come across these when I should be studying
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This is kind of cool, even though it's out of season: Shadow dancing telling the story of the Passover from Exodus:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZKJcHVWI_4&feature=youtu.be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZKJcHVWI_4&feature=youtu.be
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"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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I have no recollection of posting this.MsMary wrote:Bohemian Rhapsody on the way to school

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