Win Wayfriend's Money

[Savor Dam]

I had to pick something to match that tempo and Aerosmith just leapt out of nowhere!

Aerosmith? Oh well. No wonder I could not figure out how your entry mapped to Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks. Blame it on my entirely outdated knowledge of popular music. Sorry to have overlooked your entry, KK!

If anyone was confused by my entry, it was based on Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Despite Dam-sel's belief that it was an Elton John song, it actually dates back to a quartet known as The Beatles.

[Cameraman Jenn]

I knew the song KK was doing. Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith. I was also particularly proud of these passages in my rendition:

In the day we sweat it out in the fields of an inchoate weather scene
At night we ride on coursers of horror like suicide machines
Sprung from cages out of revelstone,
weird horned, roynish skinned and steppin out over the line

[sgt.null]

1) dAN
2) Jenn
3) Vraith
4) Kat
5) Savor

[wayfriend]

Bump. Anyone else want to chime in?

[Dread Poet Jethro]

Jenn and Savor Dam
Their shameless self-promotion
No more of that, please!

[dANdeLION]

I like your work but I have to confess that Faith Hill has a special place in hell for making a country blasphemous remake of "Piece of my Heart." Janice did it so perfect it was amazing.....

Your tirade makes me wonder if you even realize Janis's version is also a remake.......Emma Franklin did it originally. Also, radios have an "off" button, and if you can't get to it, earplugs are about 39 cents a pair.






*runs*

[___]

1. dAN (or ___, if I must)

I think you must, as I didn't submit anything!

As for me, I pick Shuram Gudatetris, because he put his heart & soul into it, and my uncle had a bad case of Gudatetris once, and it damn near killed him.

[Dread Poet Jethro]

1. dAN (or ___, if I must)

I think you must, as I didn't submit anything!

Of course you did not
Common knowledge you don't write
So goes the legend...

[___]

Legend? Sounds.......legendary.

[Cameraman Jenn]

I know Janis covered it as well but she did it so perfect it never should have even been attempted to be done again.... why mess with perfection?

[sgt.null]

how many identities does dAN, noman, Hulk have anyway?

[hue of fuzzpaws]

Savor Dam

[dANdeLION]

how many identities does dAN, noman, Hulk have anyway?

Ask Dennis R. Wood.

[sgt.null]

how many identities does dAN, noman, Hulk have anyway?

Ask Dennis R. Wood.

thought you would go for sgt.kafka

[wayfriend]

... and the judges have reached a decision.

• 
  Survivor: Isle of the One Tree

And the winners are ...

Spoiler

Cameraman Jenn!
Hue of Bone
Savor Dam
Vraith
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The winners have made it to the Isle of the One Tree. They are the five Survivors. There, the process of elimination shall begin, until only one Survivor remains on the Isle.

In the coming weeks, there will be Tests. There will be a Staff of Immunity to be awarded. There will be voting. There will be fun and thrills and suffering and humiliations galore. Stay tuned.

[Menolly]

Good luck, all!
Looks like it will be a heated competition.

[sgt.null]

will gambling on the outcome be allowed?

[Dread Poet Jethro]

will gambling on the outcome be allowed?

Don't do it aloud
Keep all wagering silent
That is permitted

[sgt.null]

my money is on
a nameless lion above
if he has the guns

[dANdeLION]

There will be a Staff of Immunity to be awarded.

If I had a staff immunity, I could pretty much date whoever I wanted to, right?