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I am going to give you back something broken:


Sing about baloney
Not in words
But images; speak
Not of the deli meat itself
But the object removed

Not of its age
But the smell of air
Baloney leaves behind
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNAs1K7nbo

Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, pork, or a mixture of the two. A typical recipe for this sausage uses seasonings such as salt, sugar, pepper, and spices, plus a curing mixture that includes sodium nitrite to prevent botulism. While beef and pork are the most traditional bologna meats, exotic fare such as moose and venison can even be used. Small boutique bologna makers tend to use choice cuts of meat, but large manufacturers may use almost any part of the carcass, including organ meats, trimmings, and end pieces from other meat processing.

The meat is ground and chopped very fine, and at the big bologna factories, it's pureed so the machines can pour into casings. Like other sausages, bologna is covered in either a natural casing made from the gastrointestinal tracts of cattle, sheep, and hogs, or a synthetic casing made of collagen, fibrous materials, or even plastic. All bologna is cooked and smoked to pasteurize it, so it's ready to eat when you buy it.
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:I am going to give you back something broken:


Sing about baloney
Not in words
But images; speak
Not of the deli meat itself
But the object removed

Not of its age
But the smell of air
Baloney leaves behind
It's one thing to take or add words from the Bible--but to slightly alter my poetry!? YOU WIN PERMANENTLY.

Everyone stand back. Gotta stab this man with an Illearth shard. Except his ass ain't going into the Arch of Time.
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HLT altered it? You should hire him as your co-writer; it's the best thing I've ever read from you!



Now who's winning? :biggrin:
Dandelion don't tell no lies
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I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Lord Foul wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:I am going to give you back something broken:


Sing about baloney
Not in words
But images; speak
Not of the deli meat itself
But the object removed

Not of its age
But the smell of air
Baloney leaves behind
It's one thing to take or add words from the Bible--but to slightly alter my poetry!? YOU WIN PERMANENTLY.

Everyone stand back. Gotta stab this man with an Illearth shard. Except his ass ain't going into the Arch of Time.

:lol: :lol:
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/

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___ wrote:HLT altered it? You should hire him as your co-writer; it's the best thing I've ever read from you!



Now who's winning? :biggrin:
seems the other guy is...

maybe Hulk can show up here? I miss that guy.

need some Bi-Beast here...

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___ wrote:HLT altered it? You should hire him as your co-writer; it's the best thing I've ever read from you!



Now who's winning? :biggrin:
Him--for originality. Your attempt reminds me of an old Simpsons episode I have no interest in replaying! And my college's literary magazine put 4 of my poems in this year (more than anyone else, and I'm not even a student anymore!), so's :|
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evil

Definition: The number n is evil if it has an even number of 1's in its binary expansion.
Guess what odious numbers are.

First ten: 3, 5, 6, 9, 10, 12, 15, 17, 18, 20.

There are 4999 evil numbers below 10,000.
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THE TRUTH BEHIND LORD FOUL'S CAT

REVEALED!!!

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Krazy Kat wrote:THE TRUTH BEHIND LORD FOUL'S CAT

REVEALED!!!

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WHOA. I NEVER suggested it was my cat. EVER. EVER-EVER. WHAT-SO-EVER. MY LORD MAN. MY GUARD IN HEAVEN.

HOW DARE YOU SIR. 15 points of Despite. You are neck-and-neck with High Lord Tolkien.

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Hrd here *1554-1559* 10/19. Two rock tunes and then a "you are listening to Mad Dog R." ID by OM and then QRT. No addr ancd.
This was the third in a series of long xmsns of rock mx w/no IDs this morning. I do not know if the other stns were associated with this one.

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