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3.14% of all sailors are what?

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Pi-rates.

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:lol: Good one!
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And I can prove it:

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I just have to steal that to post to Facebook.
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what's an owl favorite class?







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What do vegetarian zombies enjoy?





graaaaaains....


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cannibals at the circus enjoying lunch one turns to other and says..............








does this clown taste funny to you?
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why does a chicken coop have two doors?














with four it would be a chicken sedan!
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sgt.null wrote:cannibals at the circus enjoying lunch one turns to other and says..............








does this clown taste funny to you?
This is my all time favorite joke. Followed by: There recently was a look-a-like contest in China - and they all won.
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when is a door not a door?









when it is ajar
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When is a car not a car?












When it turns into a driveway.
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There was a meat and greet for vegetarians the other day but none of them decided to turnip.
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where does a four hundred pound gorilla sit?














anywhere it wants.
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What do you get from crossing an elephant with PB&J?














A sandwich that never forgets. OR














An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Which two sports include face-offs?























Hockey and Leper-Boxing:
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And the corollary: Why did the lepers stop their hockey game?















There was a face-off in the corner.
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Penguin walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "Hey buddy, you seen my brother?"





















Bartender says "What's he look like?"
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