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funniest joke I've read in years (not dirty!)

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:lol: Pretty good.
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I love it when 'not' dirty or offensive jokes are still funny.
I thought you were a ripe grape
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agreed - funny joke.
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:lol: Yeah, that was a good one.
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Would it have been just as funny if the cinder block was tied to a goat that was a rocker approaching middle age and about to get married?? HUH!??married to pee wee herman? HUH??
If she withdrew from exaltation, she would be forced to think- And every thought led to fear and contradictions; to dilemmas for which she was unprepared.
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oh brother!
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lurch wrote:Would it have been just as funny if the cinder block was tied to a goat that was a rocker approaching middle age and about to get married?? HUH!??married to pee wee herman? HUH??
to get to the other side?

is that the punchline?
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He gave away the punchline!
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sgt.null wrote:
lurch wrote:Would it have been just as funny if the cinder block was tied to a goat that was a rocker approaching middle age and about to get married?? HUH!??married to pee wee herman? HUH??
to get to the other side?

is that the punchline?
No! ..the punchline is..to hold his pants up! Geesh you kids these days, why, I remember when a single word was all that we needed for a punchline,,Please! Heck, “ I don’t know dear, but all the pigs are in the back of the truck and one is in the drivers seat honkin the horn” sufficed to keep us gawfalling for months. We didn’t need any of this fandangled goat and a rope and cinderblock stuff.! You kids and your,, the pope , a rabbi and Hillary and two Puerto Ricans and a penguin kangaroo stuff, that ain’t funny! You know whats funny! I’LL TELLS YA WHATS FUNNY!..oh..uh...i just crapped myself..no that’s not funny. I.. I crapped myself for real... Shouldn’t get worked up like this like my doctor warned me..Goshh, I miss Hennie Burle and Milton Youngman,,you kids these days , and your Jerry Lewis, whats the world comin to!!
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Uh, lurch? You forgot to say "get off my lawn"...


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