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Or through a catheter...ouch! 8O
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Cagliostro wrote:
lurch wrote:Well I agree..there really isn't such a thing as a " bad pee"...maybe except for the one interrupted by the loud shout of " SNAKE!!..which is what got us kicked out of the Garden in the first place. So, there you have it; a full gestalt.
I think needing to urinate with a toothpick lodged sideways in your urethra would constitute a "bad pee." And probably fairly messy.
Yes, but the odds of that actually happening are fairly slim.
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It depends on how much you've been drinking.


What?....I fell on it.






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8O OW! :haha:
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*winces and crosses legs*
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...this Garden used to be such a peaceful place....

Yeah, yeah, I know: "Suck it up, ali!"
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Make pain your friend!
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ommmmmmm..........
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aliantha wrote:...this Garden used to be such a peaceful place....

Yeah, yeah, I know: "Suck it up, ali!"
Sorry. Somehow I'm always the one to piss all over someone's peaceful garden.
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Well, it's danlo's garden, and he's laughing. So it's all good. 8)
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Cag as a small boy...
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But the running water sound makes me hafta go!!!
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(maybe this thread could double as a Spiritually forum and rus would never find it! :P :P :P :biggrin: )
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"I disagree with Chesterton."

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Cambo wrote:"I disagree with Chesterton."

*Silence*

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<crickets chirping>

Ahhhhh.....

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Cambo wrote:"I disagree with Chesterton."

*Silence*

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Now I feel somewhat compelled to read some Chesterton, just to see what all this fuss is about.
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aliantha wrote:
Cambo wrote:"I disagree with Chesterton."

*Silence*

*Sigh of contentment*
<crickets chirping>

Ahhhhh.....

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