ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:55 am

Just found out that my cousin's friend's brother's roommate's family dog died.
I'm too broken-up to date anyone now.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:27 pm

King of Zimistania called me in for an audience. Couldn't pass that up, now, could I?

Post by **Vader** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:04 pm

Last date was pretty lame and I never make the same mistake twice.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:04 am

My pet chipmunk lost his nut. I must help him find it.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:05 am

Ninety-seven miles is a bit too far for me to drive just to go on one date with you.

Post by **rdhopeca** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:49 am

Origami puzzle torn. Must replace paper.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:15 am

Poring over my calendar, and I just can't find any record of our having scheduled a date.

Post by **rdhopeca** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:21 am

quest for the staff of law needs me

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:02 am

Races are on... 'nuff said.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:49 am

Sometimes, you just gotta say "F**K off" to someone - it's your turn tonight.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:17 pm

Time to watch Veruca Sault sing and dance on Willy Wonka.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:45 pm

Ukrainian women with hairy backs just aren't my type.

Post by **rdhopeca** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:06 pm

VD breakout.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:20 pm

Waiting to hear back from you for confirmation.

Post by **rdhopeca** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:02 pm

Xylophone lesson

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:45 am

young republicans staff meeting at my house

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:36 am

Zippity-do-dah, zippity-yay. My, oh my I believe you are gay!

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:44 am

arsenic poisoning

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:24 am

Black long hair I like, but girl, not on your back!

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:31 am

cauterizing this wound i picked up...

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