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Hi Stephen! Guess who's coming to dinner?

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The awards on my wall have been won in Amtgard. One was given to me by a queen, and one (which gave me the title of "Lord") was given by a king.
The one I am most proud of was a local award-- the order of the warrior.
I had to win three consecutive events in a tournament to get this. I won four: shortsword, sword and shield, pole arm, and greatsword.
Some people win many warriors and go on to become warlords or sword knights-- 16 year old kids who fight and train constantly.
The fact that I began competing at the age of 38, and never seriously trained as a fighter proves I'm a badass!
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LZ: Absolutely no disrespect intended -- I am looking forward to meeting you and have no combat skill whatsoever anymore -- but being a badass is NOT the point in meeting SRD.

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He's a martial artist...
but no, I thought I might explain the awards on my wall, just in case anyone was curious!
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I'm just getting my freak on...
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Actually, now that I think of it, the only thing cooler than meeting SRD would be meeting him and sparring with him!
Master Haruchai!!!!!!!!
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Lord Zombiac wrote:He's a martial artist...
but no, I thought I might explain the awards on my wall, just in case anyone was curious!
Actually, what i'm curious about is how often you wear your bare chest and leather vest in public?

And, in case I make the 'fest, I'm thinking maybe I should bring my swords...just in case...I mean...I didn't feel the need for self-defense the only other time I was in NM...but those pics make me feel a little wary.
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Post by hue of fuzzpaws »

Well LZ pics have inspired me to have a go at another Chronicles character. :twisted:
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Sorry! I have to cancel Elohimfest! LZ just scarred everyone off...

Hey! It's not called Lord Ugly's Bane...pah you may be uglier than Jack Black, but you're prettier than Rob Zombie-hey: major compliment. Seriously, if you took a bath you might pass for Lord Trevor Loerya-mate. It's going to take more than that to freak Watchers, we've seen it all bubba...as long as you don't win the stupid or obnoxious award we'll have a great time. I think everyone would jump you if you tried sparring with SRD. Yo mo Hairychai bro-out :P



(Oh, and reduce your photos, you're bloating the thread, thanks! :mrgreen: )
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"Oh Bender! Thou robots cracketh me up!" -- George Washington
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For those curious, this is what badass really looks like.

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Hmmmm...
Not to disparage the brave veteran, but you are mistaken...
Here's the real badass...
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Case closed!
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LOL ! This must be one of the funniest threads !!
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I recognise Tolkien but not the other two, so I'm curious.
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Frank Herbert, and...
(blasphemy! Coming from me...)
Robert E. Howard!
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Do Brooks! Do Brooks! :twisted:
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Ha ha! Brooks I would have to photoshop in a baby bib with SRD thinking: "It isn't really fair for me to pick on this idiot!"
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Point taken!
(which is to say that I agree..but let's just stipulate that Dam-sel's regard for Terry Brooks (which she's professed since '85) is analogous to your daughter's newfound interest in J.K. Rowling...)
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ok I did it.
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Lord Foul wrote:For those curious, this is what badass really looks like.

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Agreed.
This guy as well.
He needed 2 parachutes.
One for him and one for his brass balls.

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Savor Dam wrote:Do Brooks! Do Brooks! :twisted:
:LOLS: Funnist post I've seen in a while!! :haha:
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