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Trying to study for this certification test is brutal. I'm tired of reviewing the male reproductive system, or how to properly put capillary tubes in a centrifuge.

Someone entertain meeeeeee. I'm needy.

I'm also on AIM. What? Yes.
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JazFusion wrote: I'm tired of reviewing the male reproductive system.
Maybe you just need some one to one tutoring......:biggrin:
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Perfect example of the difference between men and women. I could never tire of reviewing the female reproductive system.
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Fist and Faith wrote:Perfect example of the difference between men and women. I could never tire of reviewing the female reproductive system.
:lol:
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Fist and Faith wrote:Perfect example of the difference between men and women. I could never tire of reviewing the female reproductive system.
Har har. :P

Up close and personal=very yes.

Textbooks=boring.

I will let you decide what any of this means.
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lorin wrote:
JazFusion wrote: I'm tired of reviewing the male reproductive system.
Maybe you just need some one to one tutoring......:biggrin:
*raises hand* I'm not currently attached to anyone. Yet. Could change tomorrow.

But we'll always have tonight.
Fist and Faith wrote:Perfect example of the difference between men and women. I could never tire of reviewing the female reproductive system.
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OMG Drew!! That site is TOO feckin funny!!
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Elfgirl wrote:OMG Drew!! That site is TOO feckin funny!!
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Fist and Faith wrote:Perfect example of the difference between men and women. I could never tire of reviewing the female reproductive system.
Another key difference between men and women, which will form 1% of my as yet unwritten bestseller "Don't Go Through The Pain - Top 100 Tips For Guys":-

"Remember guys, women are DIFFERENT. So, if a woman with whom you have just spent the night is kind enough to compliment you on the generous size of your genitals, whatever you do, DO NOT feel obliged out of politeness to pay her the exact same compliment back in return."

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Post by drew »

I must agree.

Bovine, or equine comparisons work excellently for men; not so much for women.
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drew wrote:parentsshouldnttext.com/
:lol: "I hate it when I laugh and my ass falls off". Whoever that mother is, I feel inclined to propose. :biggrin:
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