Cut and Paste game.

[dANdeLION]

Kept in the cellar by his evil aunt Gertrude for hours longer than was usual, little null had an epiphany. He could hide here any time he wanted, and nocody would look for him. So the cellar became a place of solitude, rather than the place of fear it had been all his short life. It was still dark, still damp; but now he found it comforting. Null explored every corner of his new domicile. He found several old tools, an abandoned tricycle, a pair of binoculars, an old lawnmower engine, several feet of rope, and an old vice. He also found a mouse, whom he called Mallory. Null loved Mallory; he brought the diminutive rodent cheese, bread, or cookies whenever he could. Null told his deepest, darkest secrets to mallory, too. One day, at school, one of the usual bullies chided null, saying he was an epic overposter. Null was crushed. No one was supposed to know null's aunt had forced him to go to several Overposter's Anonymous meetings, as null had never mentioned it to a living soul. Well, except for Mallory. Furious, null ran home. Quietly creeping past his aunt's room, null entered the cellar, with revenge on his juvenile brain. Null grabbed the rusty hammer in his sweaty hand, and held out a slice of cheese in his other hand, sweetly calling for Mallory.

But Mallory didn't come.

Looking around, null realized that the trike, engine, and rope had also disappeared. Also, null now noticed, the cellar window was unlocked; ajar.

Absentmindedly grabbing the binoculars, null quickly left the cellar. Null went out back, where he found the tricycle tracks and an empty gas can. Looking out in the direction the tracks went, null saw a startling site. Using the binoculars, null witnessed what appeared to be a castle, ascending above a plume of billowing smoke, hurtling towards the stars. Atop the castle was a man, dressed like a king, or perhaps a sorcerer, laughing like a drunken clown. And on his shoulder perched Mallory, who was looking straight at null, and flipping him a bird.

Nobody has seen Mallory since.

[sgt.null]

K
Kind of, sort of
[A] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [J] [K] [L] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [V] [W] [XYZ]

[sgt.null]

Avatar wrote:
Oh gods...Sgt Null meets Juan Valdez.

--A


i am and always will be above and beyond such suchness.
i am and always Willoughby Kipling.

did juan run ashore Alaska???
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[sgt.null]

The Kipp Aquarium is home to over 200 species and 2,000 specimens of fresh and salt water fish and marine invertebrates (jellyfish, octopus, corals, and more). Cool and peaceful in the summer, the Kipp Aquarium is one of the Zoo’s most popular exhibits.

Wherever they are, the Houston Zoo’s fish provide that wonderful magic of the underwater world!

[Dragonlily]

My opinion is that she was working on an excellent instinct for rulership, while her councilors were using logic. The things they feared most: Elizabeth dying without an heir followed by a civil war; and Catholic Europe conquering England followed by the Inquisition – neither of those things happened. When the time came Salisbury solved the first one with the least possible fuss and no official heir to cause trouble; and the Armada resulted in all of loyal England pulling together to its own glory.

Both of these authors criticize Elizabeth for not executing Mary earlier, but Elizabeth was right in thinking that Mary's death, whenever it happened, would be the perfect excuse for Spain and France to invade. The way she handled it was unfair to Davison, but the best possible front to put on an extremely difficult situation.

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

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[sgt.null]

The Palace Guards.
the palace guards they’re working hard
they stay up late with beaker jars
they’re mixing things in laboratories late at night
don’t look at them
you’ll make them mad
the palace guards are they’re working hard
they have your best interests at heart
they are making song of great enduring strength and beauty
somewhat fruity
all top hits
I love you and cause I do
don’t ever leave me
I’ll smash your stuff up if you do
I love you and cause I do
I’m only joking
It’s just my sense of humor y’all
The palace guards love you and me
they don’t discriminate they’re free
they’re open minded intellectual atheletes
who won’t compete
in weird mind games
The palace guards are real rockstars
don’t give them things not up to par
they play guitar and regulate the atmosphere
with telescopes and bread machines
I love you and cause i do
i’ll never let you go
to london without me along
i love you and cause i do
i hid your passport
i put you on a no fly list
and the palace guards
and we work very hard
we got all of your best
all of your best interests at heart
we go up
we go down
we go where the job takes us
to keep you safe and sound
i work my fingers to the bone
to bring the bacon
bring the bacon home
i work my fingers to the bone
to keep the little piggies safe
in their little straw homes
i rip my heart out every day for you
i rip my heart out every day for you
i rip my heart out every day for you
i rip my heart out every day for you
well the palace guards
we work very hard
we’re not asking for much
a kind word a kind touch
we’re the palace guards

[Dragonlily]

It became a blessing to stand up straight. The chill of the early season had made their methods doubly uncomfortable.
Charlie Chief had learned from years of experience how to catch trout, and he'd passed the technique to his son.
Though hale and hardy, the two six foot tall men had yet to get all the kinks from their bodies after returning to their rooms in the lodge.

[sgt.null]

Ted, do you understand what they’re talking about?” asked Peachy.

“Actually, I do. But maybe a couple of introductions are in order.” He turned toward Jakeem. “You say that you’re in the Justice Society? Are you and this thunderbolt somehow related to Johnny Thunder?”

“You might say that!” said the thunderbolt with a grin. “In our world, I died, and Jakeem here asked the t-bolt to save me somehow. So the bolt drew me into itself, and we’ve been kind of sharing headspace in here.” The bolt pointed at its own head. “Johnny Thunderbolt, that’s me! And my boss here is Jakeem Williams, aka Jakeem Thunder, aka J.J. Thunder.”

“Yeah, what he said,” added Jakeem. “And the chatterbox there is Cyclone. And this here is Lightning. No relation.”

“I think I know you,” said Lightning, pointing at the two older men. “At least, I saw your pictures when I was going through JSA case records. You’re the original Starman, aren’t you? And Sandman?” Ted and Wes each nodded in turn. “This is so weird. But, I don’t know you.”

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

My picture is better than your picture game

[sgt.null]

Band From Song On CD
Tinkle St. Louis, Missouri Glorious Yes
Bidston Moss Melbourne, Australia Don't Call Home Yes
The Kill-O-Watts Peoria, Illinois Divine Hammer Yes
The Kill-O-Watts Peoria, Illinois Divine Hammer (acoustic) No
Gentleman Reg Guelph, Ontario Doe Yes
Three Dollar Bill Chicago, Illinois Metal Man Yes
Candy Jane & the Desert Plants Darmstadt, Germany Drivin' on 9 Yes
Amanda Deal-Levitt Waco, Texas She's A Girl No
Amanda Deal-Levitt Waco, Texas Fortunately Gone Yes
Vagina Schifferstadt, Germany Iris Yes
The Pauls Toronto, Ontario SOS Yes
Sinewave ??? I Just Wanna Get Along No
Hoss Williams St. Louis, Missouri I Just Wanna Get Along Yes
The Operators Somerville, MA Doe Yes
Empty Glasses Somerville, MA Tipp City Yes
Emblematic Seattle, WA No Aloha Yes
Astroblast Austin, TX Dedicated Yes
Roughly Enforcing Nostalgia Montgomery, IL No Aloha Yes
Stewart Brodian with Bigger Than Boise Easton, PA Saints Yes
CJ-R St. Louis, Missouri Empty Glasses Yes

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

[empty]

[MistyLightShadow]

Rubber Band (an album)

J

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Sense

[MistyLightShadow]

Willy Wonka

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

And as a token that what I say is the one word of truth

( tried to explain on a Russian forum why there are such problems with translations of SRD's books)

[sgt.null]

The time now is Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:50 am
You last visited on Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:04 pm. Today's sun is a Sun of Rain.

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

of course, a lot must be done for that

[sgt.null]

The time now is Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:50 am
You last visited on Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:04 pm. Today's sun is a Sun of Rain.

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

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