Darkwood--OOC commentary/discussion
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You know you love it. Don't lie. 
ETA: If it makes you feel any better, my husband does it too, just more in his head. He's convinced that I was a rampant lesbian in college with my best friend. Whatever, dude. If you must. So whenever she comes over to the house now, I SWEAR that laugh is on a constant loop in his head.

ETA: If it makes you feel any better, my husband does it too, just more in his head. He's convinced that I was a rampant lesbian in college with my best friend. Whatever, dude. If you must. So whenever she comes over to the house now, I SWEAR that laugh is on a constant loop in his head.
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[Oh, I know what she got into in college with her best friend. That's why I laugh.]
Dimension Hop - Taken from the Player's Handbook II, pg 110.
Conjuration (Teleportation)
Level: Duskblade 2, Sorcererer/Wizard 2
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature Touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You instantly teleport the subject creature a distance of 5 feet per two caster levels. The destination must be an unoccupied space with line of sight.
[The "per two levels" thing is a bit weird in D&D... 1st and 2nd count as 5', 3rd and 4th count as 10', and 11th counts as 55' for you.]
[You may, of course, touch yourself as the creature. (Heh heh heh heh) and teleport yourself up to 55' as well.]
Dimension Hop - Taken from the Player's Handbook II, pg 110.
Conjuration (Teleportation)
Level: Duskblade 2, Sorcererer/Wizard 2
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature Touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You instantly teleport the subject creature a distance of 5 feet per two caster levels. The destination must be an unoccupied space with line of sight.
[The "per two levels" thing is a bit weird in D&D... 1st and 2nd count as 5', 3rd and 4th count as 10', and 11th counts as 55' for you.]
[You may, of course, touch yourself as the creature. (Heh heh heh heh) and teleport yourself up to 55' as well.]
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So, uh... David was straight. Weird, but straight.
Bryce was gayly forward. Hella cool, too.
Mike was crazy. So far removed from reality, it's hard to comment on his orientation.
Brandon (is that his name?) was frat-boy straight.
Steve was mostly straight. Creepy, also, in the end.
Chris was straight. Messed up, in the end. Then he died.
Julie was bisexual, so she says. She never proved it to me, though.
Jim was straight. And you lived with him too.
Tiff was bisexual. She also never proved it to me. Also kind of crazy.
Chris knew he was straight, because he dated a guy for a few months, and just never got the hang of it. Also crazy.
And then Sigrid... whoo-boy. <REDACTED> Also, seriously crazy. But, more or less a compatible flavor of crazy, so we make it work.
And I tracked Bryce down on Facebook. You can find him on my friends list. Still way up north.
Bryce was gayly forward. Hella cool, too.
Mike was crazy. So far removed from reality, it's hard to comment on his orientation.
Brandon (is that his name?) was frat-boy straight.
Steve was mostly straight. Creepy, also, in the end.
Chris was straight. Messed up, in the end. Then he died.
Julie was bisexual, so she says. She never proved it to me, though.
Jim was straight. And you lived with him too.
Tiff was bisexual. She also never proved it to me. Also kind of crazy.
Chris knew he was straight, because he dated a guy for a few months, and just never got the hang of it. Also crazy.
And then Sigrid... whoo-boy. <REDACTED> Also, seriously crazy. But, more or less a compatible flavor of crazy, so we make it work.
And I tracked Bryce down on Facebook. You can find him on my friends list. Still way up north.
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