Corrupt a wish

Post by **Auleliel** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:47 pm

rdhopeca wrote:
I wish I would finally get a response on that job application, even if the response is "no, we don't want you, go throw yourself off a cliff for all we care", because any response is better than no response.
You finally get that response...and...you are accepted! BUT it's in a foreign country and you have to leave everything behind....oh...wait...

I wish I could play guitar like Eric Johnson.

(My wish doesn't seem particularly corrupted

)

*abracadabra* --POOF--
You can play guitar like Eric Johnson. You live alone in the middle of Siberia and have no internet, phone, television, or electricity, so you have plenty of time to play--for just yourself, and then only before you freeze to death.

I wish I could find a church in my city in Korea where they have weekend services in English (or at least a language I speak well enough to understand), and that I could easily take the bus there.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:00 am

I wish I could find a church in my city in Korea where they have weekend services in English (or at least a language I speak well enough to understand), and that I could easily take the bus there.

you find they church - but they vote not to accept you - in a public vote that you are invited to.

i wish i could find a stash of Quality Comics from the 40's.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:07 am

sgt.null wrote: i wish i could find a stash of Quality Comics from the 40's.

*Shazam!* You find a stash of Quality Comics from the '40s.
You were out at a garage sale and stumbled upon a box full of these comic books and after you buy the whole box for $50,
you take them home to discover that most of the pages are torn out.
Alas, they are worthless.

I wish that all of us on Kevin's Watch were invited to SRD's house for a book-signing party.

Post by **Falconer Winterleaf** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:22 am

(Ouch. A wish that no one wants to corrupt. Nice one, Cheval.)

Your wish is granted. But SRD is actually a mean, old coot that kicks you out, but let's everyone else stay and have a big rocking party.

I think I made it nasty for Cheval but awesome for everyone else.

I wish that I never make a wish again.

Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm

(Hangs for many weeks, waiting to be corrupted? Work for me)

You are granted your wish. Then, you're offered to make any wish and it won't be corrupted.

(Though I nave to admit, it was a good try))

Now, since the wish is going to be corrupted - I wish for... coloured baloons.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri May 27, 2011 9:55 pm

strange mimes attack you outside your house, tying coloured baloons to you, enough to carry you away up into the sky...

i wish my books to be published.

Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:51 am

(It was wise of me, even though I wouldn't value such "wisdom" highly, to ask for that. Your "corruption" was fun to read - I'm just very fine with what you described. Can you guess why? I have a few more hints, if they're needed.

Tried to go easy on your wish, since you corrupted mine so nicely, though still...)

Wish granted - your books are published, but with a cover from "How not to write Fantasy books" - with a muscular guy with a sword, a nearly naked chick and a dragon all present. If it has nothing to do with that genre - all the worse.

Oh, and my new strange wish, I wish for a Marilyn Manson's autograph.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:27 pm

Marylin gives you an autograph - but it is on your forehead and in a drunken state - you get it tatooed in a permanent manner.

i wish there were true magic in the world

Post by **Cleburne** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:44 pm

I wish I had paid attention to the bookies odds on England winning the cricket against sri lanka on the last day ,monday past they were at 900-1 odds to win on the last day

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:58 am

mmm - you were supposed to corrupt my wish...

i wish there were more items to buy real cheap in the stores on the watch.

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:13 pm

*ZAP*

Jay puts a whole lot of cheap stuff in the store,
but all were bought up before you had a chance to get there.
Now it has the same stuff that was in there before.

I wish that I could find my "dream" job that pays well.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:54 am

you find a dream job, it pays well, but it is at the top of lonely mountain far away from any friends or families...

i wish i were a fish

Post by **Cambo** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:47 am

ZAP

You are a fish, a pet fish to be exact, but your owner, who looked after you like a son, has lost you, despite your habit of going wherever he did go. This leads you to be incorporated into a wacky fourth wall game-within-a-movie, as the audience members attempt to find you, urged on by your elongated owner, an androgynous amazon warrior with taps for nipples, and an elephant-headed butler.

I wish that I could watch Bill Hicks perform.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:27 am

I wish that I could watch Bill Hicks perform.

you wake up to find Bill is playing your town - it is years ago - at the height of his comedic strength. but the show is sold out.

you go to bed frustrated...

you wake up to find Bill is playing your town - it is years ago - at the height of his comedic strength. but the show is sold out.

you go to bed frustrated...

i wish i was in a band with Zombiac...

Post by **Cambo** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:27 pm

You are in a band with Zombiac. The combination of your talents skyrockets you to the peaks of success. However, you find rockstardom to be almost exactly as described in The Wall.

I wish I had a grape Mountain Dew.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:15 am

>poof< a grape Mountain Dew appears but it is as nasty as it sounds - tasting like liquid sludge...

i wish i played all star caliber short stop for the Red Sox

Post by **Cambo** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:25 am

Shazam! You did play all star caliber short stop for the Red Sox...but everyone in the world has exactly as much knowledge of baseball as I do- that is, not even enough to know what part of the USA the Red Sox represent.

I wish I could date Helena Bonham Carter.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:17 am

Helena decides to date you and on that first special night : you discover she is really a he and likes to be rough.

I wish Mallorys dominated the watch.

Post by **Cambo** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:34 am

Mallories is the undisputed post count champion of the Watch. Bitter at his humiliating defeat, Avatar retaliates by moving all the political debate threads from the Tank into Mallory's.

I wish I had made it to the last E-fest

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:56 pm

>poof< you are at Danlos for the e-fest. but it is the last day and everyone is up in the mountains. you drive to try and find us, but get lost and spend the next year wandering the desert. since you are not active on the board, your account is shut down and everyone forgets who you were...

wish Molly Ringwald was my gf in hs