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ChoChiyo wrote:Hey, baby, YOU are the lucky winner of the Win-a-Night-in-Paradise! Come with me to collect your prize.

Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.
WOW ... :twisted: have you seen that one work!! :twisted:
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A lady doesn't award prizes and tell..... :wink:
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Him: Did it hurt?

Her: What?

Him: When you fell from Heaven?

I actually had a 13 year old use this on me recently. Sadly, it was the last time someone tried to pick me up.... :(

That's it- 300 posts, now I can say goodnight!
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Hey Kymbierlee: (trying to pick you up)

If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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I'm a cop... can you help me with some "under-covers" work?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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hey baby, I've got dozens of wgd's!
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that's a very emotional t-shirt you're wearing
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
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it's a magic hammer, rub it and it grows


thanks to Neil Gaiman
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Forgive me for staring, you look just like my next ex girlfriend. The resemblance is uncanny.
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Wanna sii my wii?
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"Wow, can I touch your beard?"

"Sure baby, theres more hair where that came from!"
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Have you ever kissed a studmuffin with 994 posts on the Watch?
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"You. Me. Together, for the 10 best horizontal minutes of your life."

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it will all be over is seconds...
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"Can I call you sugar 'cause you sure look sweet!"
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
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It's 4:19...
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"You'd better get your coat... you've got lucky."

"Are you wearing reflective panties, because I can sure see myself in them."

Or there is the entirely pragmatic but sadly sociopathic approach...

"Excuse me, but do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"
Newsflash: the word "irony" doesn't mean "a bit like iron" :roll:

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do you like balloon animals?
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This one worked for me recently:

"Wanna go make out on the front porch?"

the response to my question:

"OK"
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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to the above poster...

"i see you locked yourself out, want to warm up on my couch?"
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Post by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm »

Being cheesy is quite a subjective thing.

Does this qualify in your opinion:

Hey there! I'm holding an axe behind my back, are you so sure you don't wanna agree to my invitation?
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