Cheesy Pickup Lines
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Eff, kinda creepy....
Did you just order a vertical seafood taco to go? If so I am on your menu..
Did you just order a vertical seafood taco to go? If so I am on your menu..
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Have you got any Dick's on you? I'm a bit famished for some...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Hmmm... interesting question to be asking on Gay Pride weekend in SF...
Me gusta su chorizo...
Me gusta su chorizo...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cameraman Jenn
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I have your name tattooed on my ass...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
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[sigh] Hard to think out universal ones, I believe in individual approach.
What kinds of music do you like? (If that includes something I like - show the knowledge and interest, if not - try to find means to bring some of what I like for consideration. That may even accomplish an additional purpose - conversion )
What kinds of music do you like? (If that includes something I like - show the knowledge and interest, if not - try to find means to bring some of what I like for consideration. That may even accomplish an additional purpose - conversion )
- Cameraman Jenn
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Eff, way too serious.... seriously
I'm sorry, you must have a magnet in your back pocket because my surgical plate just drew my hand there.....
I'm sorry, you must have a magnet in your back pocket because my surgical plate just drew my hand there.....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Vraith
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This actually worked for me twice:
"Have any stupid pick-up lines ever worked on you?"
"Yes"
"What was it?"
"blah blah blah"
"[repeat line back to them]
In one case, the successful one was "We'll go out for breakfast. Should I call you, or just nudge you?"
The other was
"You don't have to tell me when you get off. I'll know."
I THINK I stole the process idea from somewhere, but I might have invented it...been a long time [that married since the 90's thing...]
"Have any stupid pick-up lines ever worked on you?"
"Yes"
"What was it?"
"blah blah blah"
"[repeat line back to them]
In one case, the successful one was "We'll go out for breakfast. Should I call you, or just nudge you?"
The other was
"You don't have to tell me when you get off. I'll know."
I THINK I stole the process idea from somewhere, but I might have invented it...been a long time [that married since the 90's thing...]
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the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Female: I'm drunk and willing.
Male: How many drinks do I need to buy you to get you drunk and willing?
Male: How many drinks do I need to buy you to get you drunk and willing?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
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I'd be more inclined to go with: "So Jenn, I've trained some live bees to act like underwear...and they fly away on cue."
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