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Post by Katrina »

Same.
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Post by Annalysei »

Who's my minion? Who's my minion? YOU ARE *kissy kissy kissy*
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Those commercials are the only good thing about D&D 4.0. But they're not good enough to redeem it.
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Post by Sigrid »

Why are you still awake? It's late where you are.
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Post by Led Pighp »

Lookie here, woman. Don't sass me, just 'cause it's still daylight where you are. I'm working now. I get to go in to work late, as a result.
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Post by Annalysei »

"Don't sass me?" Siggy, burn his dinner when he gets home. Burn it to a crisp. :P

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Post by Kalindriel Ec'urb »

Better yet, make him cook his own damn meal. (Then burn that when he's not looking.)
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Post by Led Pighp »

Anna, do you realize the sexism inherent in the assumption that she cooks my meals?

I approve.
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Post by Annalysei »

Not if I'm assuming that you take TURNS cooking, and when it's her turn, she burn the holy shit out of your food. And if it's YOUR turn to cook, she can have a little accident with the salt shaker over your plate. :biggrin:
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Post by Led Pighp »

In my infinite magnanimity, I try to ignore those little rebellions. Because even when she's burning my dinner, she's still doing it within the context of making my dinner. It's like saying "I'm still less than you, but..." And I don't really care what comes after the 'but'.
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Post by Annalysei »

AW HELL NO. Sigrid, please beat his ass. Please? Like whack him in the neck and show him who's really the boss. PLEASE?
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Post by Sigrid »

I can't. He's out of state. He's visiting 'Trina.

Stupid goatsucker doesn't eat dinner, anyway. So I can't burn it. Or salt it. Or spit in it.

But I don't cook it, either.
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Post by Annalysei »

He doesn't eat dinner? Does he eat lunch? Or breakfast? spit in his cocoa krispies.
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Post by Sigrid »

He's still out of town.
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Post by Led Pighp »

I'll be back in town briefly, but then I'm going away for two months. She'll have forgotten all this by the time I'm really back.
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Post by Annalysei »

Gone for two months? Yowch. :(
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Post by Katrina »

Now she's all yowchy for you being gone 2 months.

Earlier she was all spit in his cereal.

Just because you now look like a tiefling doesn't mean you are one. =P
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Post by Annalysei »

I was feeling bad for Sigrid, thank you very much. She seems to like him. :p
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Post by Kalindriel Ec'urb »

Apparently it's all on me now. Due to my current medical issues, I have to admit I'm a bit out of it. I'll take some hints on what our excuse should be.

Carrying a message for the leader person? What's her name?
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Post by Katrina »

We are a mercenary group. Swords for hire.

At least that is what I thought the plan was.
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