Darkwood--OOC commentary/discussion

Post by **Goatkiller666** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:05 pm

We're a group of fiendish women (ranging from wingless tieflings to a pair of full-winged half-fiends, and your tiny-winged self in the middle), plus one male wemic.

If this were a movie, all the chicks would walk abreast (get it?) with Sigrid and 'Trina on the ends, with their wings out, then Anna and Skyseeker without wings, then Kali in the middle, Sorchat on her shoulder. And Led walking behind them, carrying the loot, but trying to look manly while he does it, so he can fool himself into thinking that he's something more than just a stevador.

Oh, and the carpet flying over top.

We'd all walk in slo-mo, while the base-heavy but inspiring theme music plays overtop. (Yeah, I saw parts of Sucker Punch recently... it's flavoring my mental camera.)

And to answer your question, we're a group of bad bad chicks (and one beast of burden), looking to join the forces of evil.

Post by **Sigrid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:56 pm

Annalysei wrote:I was feeling bad for Sigrid, thank you very much. She seems to like him. :p

I'm used to him. He's easy to ignore and he pays the bills.

While he's gone, I have to deal with his cat. The boy is so codependent and needy.

Post by **Annalysei** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:59 pm

We have a needy, insane cat that I'm convinced wants us dead. He's black, and therefore pretty much invisible in our house and about 17 times a day someone bursts out in a string of curses because we've either tripped over him or almost tripped over him, and are now hopping on one foot because we're trying not to squash his delicate internal organs. The cat just smiles evilly and finds another doorway/walkway to lie across. Then at night, he's all O HAI, I ♥ U, LET ME SHOW U MAI BUTT AS I LAY ON UR HEAD. PURR.

Damn cat. He's pretty, but he's evil.

@Led - That is a fantastic mental image. +1 internet for you, sir. I knew we were a big bundle of chicks, but since there are actually three dudes IRL playing, I have a tendency to overlay what I know is "real" with the game. As if we were all around a table playing, I *know* they're playing girls, but I "see" a guy. Eh. *shrug* I think you guys know what I mean.

Post by **Annalysei** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:27 pm

Out of curiosity, how many bad guys are we looking at here, that we know of?

I realize that if we get out of here with skins intact, we get XP, but at this point, assuming that taking them on wouldn't get the lot of us killed or maimed, I wouldn't mind a nice slaughter. Or at the very least poisoning them all so that they die later. Anyone got any poison? Does anyone know enough about nature to find something in the area that's poisonous, like mushrooms? Wait, I might. *scurries off to edit my post*

No one abuses our Kitty but us, dammit. Even if he DID volunteer for it.

Post by **Seven Words** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:46 pm

5 main bad guys, 2 speed bumps types a la Grul. you guys DO have Grul on your side. He WON'T go after anybody except one of those ogres..he ain't gonna mess with the big bads.

Post by **Annalysei** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:25 pm

Can I get a quick bit of clarification, pretty please? Is Kali going to get information from the bad guys, and then we kill them? Right? Am I missing something? Baroo?

Post by **Katrina** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:37 pm

They must be Dealt With for hurting my Kitty.

Post by **Goatkiller666** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:53 pm

Um... only two of the players are boys. (Seven doesn't count... he's the DM, though he's playing Sky, so he's probably slanting your view.)

And don't any of you hate on my boy. He's a big old sweety. He lurvs me SOOOOOOOO much. Even when he's waking me up at 1am and 3am to feed him, he lurvs me. I hear he's purred at Ore-Sama a few times since I've been gone, but I can forgive him in extreme situations.

Her kitten does the black kitteh in the dark floor ninja thing, though. I've learned to shuffle my feet when I walk... they never get far enough away from the floor for her to be under them. The worst that happens is I'll nudge her with a toe while I step. But that just hurts her dignity, not her innards.

Post by **Annalysei** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:03 pm

We have wood floors, so when we slide into the cat he goes ziiiiiiiiing across the floor like a kitty swiffer. He gives us a very disinterested "Whatevs." and goes back to looking for places to trip us.

Post by **Led Pighp** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:52 pm

I bet if you step on his tail a couple times, he'd get the idea not to hang out in the middle of the floor.

Post by **Goatkiller666** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:15 pm

Katrina wrote:[That's what o get for copy/paste block o buffs. No Darkness was used.]

No Darkness was harmed during the making of this storyline.

Post by **Annalysei** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:51 am

Led Pighp wrote:[It's not paper. It's just a computerized picture of a graph. Totally different. No trees were killed in the making of this graph.]

*eyes wide, blinking innocently* Led, you mean Seven didn't hold a piece of graph paper up to his computer monitor so that the magic computer elves could put it on the message board? I thought that's how it worked.

Post by **Kalindriel Ec'urb** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:11 am

Worse. He uses MS Paint.

Your method would be high tech in comparison...

Post by **Led Pighp** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:41 pm

He even hand-drew the graph before he puts the combat stuff on it. You should have seen the old ones... there was a big rift in the middle where the lines didn't match up.

Post by **Goatkiller666** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:59 pm

Okay, so I tidied up the equipment spreadsheet.

Please note that there are a LOT of potions over on the Consumables page that nobody has claimed. I just assigned all the scrolls to Sigrid, since I think she's the only one who can even use them. We're probably better off just selling them, really. But, there's a Regeneration in there. Someone might lose an arm or something.

Can I assume that everyone is tracking their own cash amounts? Is there any reason to continue listing the undivided coins and gems, since we've divided them?

Post by **Katrina** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:09 pm

I'll take the Cat's Grace pots. Those and magic fang are my prime consumables.

Post by **Annalysei** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:28 pm

I'll take 3 CCW (and I think Led should have the other 3 as he's the other meat shield) and I'd like buffs like Bull's Strength and Bear's Endurance. Sigrid keeps me pretty well buffed *makes kissy face in Sigrid's direction* but they'd be nice in case she can't get to me or doesn't have time to buff me. The same with some of the resistance potions.

I have the ring of Major Spell Storing on my personal stuff. I don't remember how exactly I got it, but I've been carrying it on my personal sheet for a while. I think Seven told me about it. And don't forget I've got that manual of gainful exercise that ups my STR (DM Edit--no, you used that, your strength is up, and the book is gone. )

Oh, and my cloak of greater displacement. 50% miss chance. I loves it.

Post by **Goatkiller666** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:39 pm

'Trina: done & done. (Led gave you two of his Magic Fangs.)
Anna: done, done, done & done.

Post by **Annalysei** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:41 pm

Goatkiller666 wrote:'Trina: done & done. (Led gave you two of his Magic Fangs.)
Anna: done, done, done & done.

Gracias. I was looking at the same time you were editing. That was weird.

Post by **Katrina** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:12 pm

Bracers 8 (Power Caller's corpse), Cloak prot 5 (Lightless's corpse) and a Ring prot 5 (Multiple corpses) would be nice. That's it from the loots that work for me.

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Darkwood--OOC commentary/discussion