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Don't forget the pigtails.
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As for my plaid in hs, I mean more the seattle grunge variety. and birkenstocks. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's where I developed my habit of never wearing shoes that required socks. (lol, my autocorrect changed socks to dicks. Bwah!)
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Seattle Lesbian Chic. Gotta love it.
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All I needed was the subaru and trips to the farmer's market.
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Post by Goatkiller666 »

"trips to the farmer's market"... is that what they were calling it back then?

I'll have to remember that.
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Post by Annalysei »

I went to a super liberal crunchy granola liberal arts college (in the heart of Arkansas, no less! Inconceivable!) so we just called it "Being a student"

Anyway, hope you guys had a nice anniversary...y'all ready to go back to squishing bad guys? Where are we going next? Seven? Bueller?
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Post by Katrina »

Yay for Dealing With Bad Guys!

Actually I think we should hit town, since we have a buttload of physical loots and not a buttload of space to put it into.
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Post by Kalindriel Ec'urb »

Someone needs to pick up leadership so we can outfit their peons. :biggrin:
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Post by Katrina »

Not I!

Do you really want ME leading this troupe?

Slaughter a village.

Play with the kittens we found in a house.

Repeat.
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Once Led increased size, it occurred to him that he could do it again.

What if he were to permanently gain Enlarge Person on himself? Not big enough. So I worked out a spell with Seven, and then I talked Sigrid into taking it: Greater Enlarge Monster. Increases you TWO sizes.

Imagine Led, the 8x8 square beasty on the battle maps. Then add Leadership for a group of rangers of various sizes. Until we got underground, or other tight spaces, the rangers could be all attached to the harness system on Led. Move around as needed, lob arrows for ranged attack, heal Led or themselves as needed. Get a Druid up top as the primary cohort. I think it would be awesome.

Plus, he wants to be able to single-handedly pounce on a dragon and pull it out of the sky. :)

But sadly, we're about to go into the tighter spaces inside the 'Wood. So not a permanent plan. Siggy can still cast that spell, though. He can temporarily get that big. The dragon thing might still happen. (Or, if anyone wants to be 25' tall and kick a giant's ass, she could make that happen.)

[The inspiration for this is the Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik. Good stuff, go read it.]

But, as for the actual Leadership feat... it's mostly based on your cha bonus. So either Sigrid or Kali needs to step up for that. And what would we do with a bunch of level 1 farmers following us around? Unless we buy horses for them all, they'll just slow us down.
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Post by Annalysei »

I'm too busy making goo goo eyes at Sigrid to be any use as a leader, and we've all seen how great I am with spatial relationships on maps. "hey everyone, let's go charge that orc!" "it's a mile away, we's all fire of heat exhaustion running in our armor" "whoops, my bad."

Or conversely: hey, guys, we have plenty of time to buff up. Seven sez: "everyone has been killed by a gazebo. The end."

Also giant forty foot kitty centaur? Fucking sweet. we're going to need a biiiiig scratching post.
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Post by Led Pighp »

You only need scratching posts for inside-only kitties. Outside kitties just use nature. Like, say... this naturally occuring elder mother blue dragon coming this way.

<jump> <grab> <scratch>

<purr>

Also, what in the hell were we doing anywhere near a gazebo? We should know better. Those things are epic death traps, every time. NEVER GO NEAR THE GAZEBO.

Seriously, if you're in an empty field, and from the west is a wing of angry dragons, and in your hands are the smashed pieces of some very broken dragon eggs, and to the east is a gazebo... your best bet is to run towards the dragons while rubbing the eggshells on your ballz, so the dragons kill you quickly. Only a fool would approach the gazebo.

I'm just sayin'.
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The gazebo likes to hear you scream.
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In the gazebo, no one can hear you scream.
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A friend of mine's sister who was dating this guy who was totally just using her as a beard because his boyfriend knew of a person who went into the gazebo.

They were never heard from again.
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Led Pighp wrote:Those things are epic death traps, every time. NEVER GO NEAR THE GAZEBO.
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Post by Kalindriel Ec'urb »

We've got a lot of junk: List of Said Junk

I'm going to barter most of it away. What items or enchants might each of you want? Not everything will be available, so I'll try to get gems failing all else.

Once I hear from y'all, I'll submit the consolidated list to Seven and we'll see what he can do.
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Post by Katrina »

For my shirt: Shadow Greater, Silent Moves Greater.

Upgrades if possible, or turn in for better if not upgradable.
Gloves Dex +2 to Dex +6
Headband Int +4 to Int +6.

Acquire item: Manual of Quickness of Action +5 please.


Can turn in my Cloak of Elvenkind (10) since it and Shadow Greater won't stack.

Now to find a new cloak...

That's my overall "to do" list, probably won't get it all, but reach for the stars baby.
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Post by Annalysei »

Anyone have any suggestions as to what I might put on my wish list? You guys might know of some nifty enchantment that seven wouldn't mind me getting or whatever. I'm on my phone and can't check the spreadsheet, but siggy got pc's ring, right? she is going to have phenomenal cosmic powers with that one. Good thing she likes me. :D
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Post by Katrina »

Check the SRD, I assume you have the link.

I can send you a link for the grossly overpowered "Magic Item Compendium", about 3/4 of which Seven won't allow, but that 1/4 he will may be worth browsing.
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