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Maybe this has been posted before-- I did this years ago and decided to revisit.

This time I got: Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000 :oops:

EDIT: Guess I earned a slap on the wrist for not putting the link in! :P

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should there not be a link?
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sgt.null wrote:should there not be a link?
It wouldn't be half as dodgy if there were one.
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Vader wrote:
sgt.null wrote:should there not be a link?
It wouldn't be half as dodgy if there were one.
Thank you, cracked me up [third time today the watch cracked me up...might be a record]
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
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:lol: Sorry!! I edited it in. Thanks for the good laugh!!
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Now you ruined your thread. :P
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Did it.

Upstanding! (a synonym for boring, I think :lol: )

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Got 98 years and $9.500. However most of these things aren't illegal over here
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I did most of my dodgy stuff before I was 25, when I got saved/born again. Now what I do is anything but boring, just no longer punishable by fines or imprisonment. :)
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000
Wow..this is even worse than going to hell [where I had an extreme and I think 3 very highs]

It isn't fair! I have the same FINE as Deer, and Uss...but Deer has 70 more years of freedom to pay it off, and Uss 96.5 years...at least Vader is worse than me! Although some of them aren't illegal over here, we have stupider things that are, with much greater potential penalty.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
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I'm kinda boring. I got 13 years and a 7000 fine.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I'm kinda boring. I got 13 years and a 7000 fine.
I guess there ain't much illegal about conspiring to tease and titillate fans of fantasy authors with malicious intent...
THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW!
[though your lawyer might argue it was delicious intent.]
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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I believe the words you are looking for are scintillating intent.... :twisted:
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41.5 years £9500
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I believe the words you are looking for are scintillating intent.... :twisted:
Bah...author intent is one thing, reader perception of intent another. [besides delicious rhymes].
But I see no reason why scintillating and delicious must exclude each other...
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Gods, I'm *really* boring.
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
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aliantha wrote:Gods, I'm *really* boring.
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
SERIOUSLY?!?
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[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
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I think Ali is actually supposed to post 1000 years and 1 billion pounds in fines for LYING on the quiz.... JK....or maybe not.... :twisted: Oops, I think I just added a year to my jail time for that comment...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I think Ali is actually supposed to post 1000 years and 1 billion pounds in fines for LYING on the quiz.... JK....or maybe not.... :twisted: Oops, I think I just added a year to my jail time for that comment...
Or she just never met enough Cameremens Jennkins [or Jareds or whatever] to tempt her with the joys of [mostly] victimless criminality.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
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HA, Ali has hung out with me in real life more than most watchers. I think as far as amount of time spent together she probably ranks 5 but that's only if I don't count work time with Sorus, otherwise she would probably rank 6 for amount of time spent in the presence of my apparently mildly evil self.
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