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Post by **Holsety** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:19 pm

sgt.null wrote:
Holsety wrote: If good sex with someone you love is all you want

luckily i have had that for 17 years of marriage.
And I am not unhappy for you

Post by **JazFusion** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:45 am

Lord Foul wrote:
JazFusion wrote:The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
Hit the gym. 21 year old me wishes he had my body.

21 is like a little larva (ask my grandfather, who powerlifted in his late 40s and 50s).

The gym will not get rid of my stretch marks, c-section scar, or saggy skin from having a child. I gained 50 pounds during my pregnancy and lost it all, so I know what to do.

(Ok, more like 30. The other 20 I actually lost during the three days I was in the hospital. But shhh.) I was 21 when I got pregnant; 22 when I gave birth to my son. The majority of my 20's have been as a mother and wife. Not complaining, but I just wish I had had a little bit more fun before I became an old lady.

Besides, dudes at the gym are usually mega creepy. I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:47 am

no one hits on me at the gym...

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:37 pm

sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...

Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.

Could be because I don't ever go. <rimshot> But even when I *was* going, nobody ever hit on me. I think you have to be below a certain age. Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.

Post by **Cambo** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:59 pm

aliantha wrote:Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.

Apparently, I have the exact same sex appeal as a middle aged woman.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:18 pm

Cambo wrote:
aliantha wrote:Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.
Apparently, I have the exact same sex appeal as a middle aged woman.

I've been mostly invisible since I was 16 apparently.

Post by **Holsety** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:30 am

JazFusion wrote:I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.

Let me invade you with a bit of popular culture, just in case you haven't seen this gem:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:14 am

and thus to this...

NSF!!!!!!!!!

Post by **JazFusion** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:27 pm

Holsety wrote:
JazFusion wrote:I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.
Let me invade you with a bit of popular culture, just in case you haven't seen this gem:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

hahaaaaaaa No, I've never seen that. Pretty accurate, though. Except substitute sweaty, overly tanned beefcakes in tiny tank tops. One guy asked if he could run next to me on the treadmill. He kept stealing glances at my chest, so I told him he could watch my boobs jiggle from across the room and left. There's just a standard code of ethics, you know?

The absolute worst was when I was bartending. I mean, I get it - you're drunk, and I'm wearing a low-cut top to get the most possible tip....but some of the men were downright vulgar. And touching is an absolute no-no. Luckily, I can swear like a sailor and am not shy with my middle finger. There was usually the regular that looked out for us girls when things got too rowdy. Meh. Redneck bars.

Post by **Harbinger** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:08 pm

This one kills me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=relmfu

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:39 pm

aliantha wrote:
sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.

Depends on how banging hot you look. Which is often just annoying, since I would so be hitting on you.

Me--I've been chatted up at the gym, eyed covertly (caught them using the mirror), and had a girl in a passing Jeep yell I had "hawt legs!" while I was jogging.

Pretty damn good for a male.

Post by **Vader** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:04 pm

sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...

Same here - but then my gym is in my garage and the wife seldom comes down here.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:11 pm

Vader wrote:
sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Same here - but then my gym is in my garage and the wife seldom comes down here.

been years since anyone has hit on me...

Also NSF

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:18 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
aliantha wrote:
sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.
Depends on how banging hot you look. Which is often just annoying, since I would so be hitting on you.

On me or on Jaz?

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