Corrupt a wish

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:49 pm

Everything is sunshine and rainbows for you.
And it is due to the last 4 hits of LSD that you took about an hour ago.
Wow man...

I wish SRD and I were friends.

Post by **Ananda** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:36 pm

You and SRD are the bestest buddies. You hang out together, have beers together. You even play table tennis together. Unfortunately, during a particularly competitive match, you lose your racket and it flies and hits him in he head, giving him amnesia. He can no longer remember anything about his final book plot and he hadn't written any of it down yet- he'd kept it all in his head. Thanks, Cheval.

I wish my little black dress from when I was twenty fit better.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:05 am

*POOF*

That little black dress fits a lot better now...
on someone else who IS twenty!

Spoiler

(Sorry, that was mean. But it is all for fun.)

I wish I owned an abandoned missle silo to make a home out of.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:50 am

I wish I owned an abandoned missle silo to make a home out of.

you make your home, all is well but - *POOF* - seems the military forgot that one missle that activates in the middle of your dinner....

i wish my poetry was published and a best seller

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:27 pm

Your poetry is a bestseller... only in Kenya.
And that is only because they thought it was comedy.

My wish is that I could make a blockbuster movie on a very low budget.

Post by **Cambo** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:07 am

You make a blockbuster movie on a very low budget. The studio then sells the rights to another filmaker who makes a multi-million dollar sequel that stinks so badly no-one ever mentions your movie again without going on to deride the sequel. Possibly, but not necessarily, Michael Bay was involved.

I wish the next Half Life game would come out already!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:13 pm

*POOF* The next Half Life game comes out, and omg it is amazing. Six months later, divorced and jobless, you get evicted-- you and your [preferred game platform player] are out on the sidewalk with a coffee can and a torn cardboard sign that says "will shoot zombies for food".

I wish I hadn't left my '69 SuperBeetle in Northern California and hitchhiked back east to rescue a doomed relationship.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:22 am

I wish I hadn't left my '69 SuperBeetle in Northern California and hitchhiked back east to rescue a doomed relationship.

you change your past - you never arrive here - you never meet me. my life is lesser for this...

I wish my job did not suck so bad right now.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:33 am

*POOF* you have your dream job. You are bored out of your skull.

I love my job. I wish I had started doing this 20 years ago!!

Post by **Ananda** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:59 pm

*poof* you are in your current job twenty years ago. You hate the job and feel unqualified. The people with whom you work think you're doing a terrible job. You put in your letter of resignation just before they fire you, vowing to never do that again.

I wish I had the ultimate cup of tea.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:01 am

ZZAAPP

You now have the ultimate cup of tea in your hands.

And just after you swallow the last tiny drop of that delicious flavor,
You realize that you now no longer have, nor never will, have that ultimate cup of tea.
What a bummer.

I wish that my house was paid off and I owe nothing for it.

Post by **Shaun das Schaf** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:15 am

KaZAM... Your house is completely paid off. You are euphoric at the feeling of being debt-free for the first time in a very long time. Unfortunately, the euphoria triggers a bout of mania. Whilst manic, you buy a gold-plated super yacht (worth 4.5 billion dollars), a Bugatti Veyron car (worth just under 2.5 million) and three tropical islands (yet to be valued but rich in pineapples and coconuts.)

To celebrate these wonderful new purchases you run naked through your street. Local news cameras capture and broadcast these distressing images around your country and news outlets worldwide play them on high rotation. You are now unemployable and have no way of paying off your monstrous debt.

I wish my local olympic pool was open 24hrs.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:12 am

*POOF* You visit your local Olympic pool at 3 AM. You there witness things that you will wish you could unsee for the rest of your life.

I wish I could visit Australia!!

Post by **shadowbinding shoe** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:27 am

deer of the dawn wrote:*POOF* You visit your local Olympic pool at 3 AM. You there witness things that you will wish you could unsee for the rest of your life.

I wish I could visit Australia!!

kazoom! You visit Australia. You hang at the beach, you look at the funny kangaroos and you get bitten by 7 poisonous spiders. Hope you enjoyed your visit!

I wish I could name a mountain.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:19 pm

SHAZAM

You get your wish and get to name a mountain.
A mountain that you will never get to visit
A mountain that nobody will be able to climb
A mountain that is gigantic, but no photos will be on a postcard.
Your mountain is on a planet in the Crab Nebula!

I wish that I can get a raise at work.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:09 pm

*POOF* You get a raise at work. Filled with envy, one of your coworkers goes postal and guns everyone down, including herself, in front of you.

(Gosh, that's awful!! I do have a dark side, don't I?)

I wish I knew then what I know now...

Post by **Ananda** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:33 am

*pffff*
You are back in the past with all your knowledge of events up to the current moment. You change your life, make 'wise' investments and so on. In fact, your foreknowledge is so uncanny, that government forces take notice. You are taken for study by the government of Yugoslavia. All these years later, the leaders of The World of Federated Yugosland, formerly known as earth, are at the end of their uncanny ability to predict future events. War is declared on a rebel Yugosatellite in asia, Yugina as they have become too prosperous and un-Yugosish. the war quickly spreads and becomes a full world war.

I wish I had the world's best chocolate bar and that there was nothing to stop me from enjoying it, now or in the future.

Post by **shadowbinding shoe** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:36 am

Ananda wrote:*pffff*
I wish I had the world's best chocolate bar and that there was nothing to stop me from enjoying it, now or in the future.

Your wish has been heard and is fulfilled to the letter! You have one yummy bar of chocolate. You unwrap it and nibble it away. All of a sudden you start feeling sick. Your stomach is heaving. You run to the loo and throw up. Within the waters a brown shape start to congeal... it is the bar of chocolate! A little dirty on the outside but all chocolate on the inside. Disgusted and unsettled, you flush it down. Soon after odd gurgling noises come from below. The water start churning and bubbling until, with a wet splat, the chocolate bar splurts out and lands at your feet.

You know. You know you will never escape this bar of chocolate, the best in the world, for it will always return to you, waiting for you to enjoy it, now or in the future.

I wish I didn't make anyone run to the loo in disgust just now.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:29 pm

I wish I didn't make anyone run to the loo in disgust just now.

*POOF* Someone did not run to the loo, instead a burning meteor falls on them where they are sitting at their computer desk laughing at the image of the unshakeable chocolate bar wet on the rest room floor tiles....

I wish I didn't have that image in my head...

Post by **shadowbinding shoe** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:51 pm

deer of the dawn wrote:
I wish I didn't make anyone run to the loo in disgust just now.
*POOF* Someone did not run to the loo, instead a burning meteor falls on them where they are sitting at their computer desk laughing at the image of the unshakeable chocolate bar wet on the rest room floor tiles....

I wish I didn't have that image in my head...

You just can't get this image out of your head. You have a serious conversation with your boss. He asks you "When can I have those performance reports?" and you just laugh. He frowns and taps his foot. If you can't get hold of yourself you'll lose your job! This is serious business.

You go to a hypnotist. You found his ad on the Net and it promised immediate great results at incredibly low prices. You give him your credit number and he sits you on his couch.

You wake in your bed with no recollection of the past weak. Kevin's Watch is a half remembered dream and your bank account is inexplicably empty. Also, you quack like a duck.

I wish there was a bat cave near my house.