The Pirates! Band of Misfits (Slightly OT)

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The Pirates! Band of Misfits (Slightly OT)

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entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/25/10233980-pirates-scene-changed-after-lepers-protest

'Pirates' scene changed after lepers protest
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Yeah, I saw that. Moral of the story: don't mess with lepers. Something we all knew, right?
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I know there are alot of great jokes to be had mixing pirates and lepers on this website, but I cant come up with any!

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Lord Verement wrote:I know there are alot of great jokes to be had mixing pirates and lepers on this website, but I cant come up with any!

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Why don't lepers make good pirates?
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Hard to walk with two peg legs.
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They all have the Black Spot.
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Eventually the parrot gets hungry.
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wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
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All hands on deck is literally a pile of hands on a deck
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No buried treasure [see above]
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wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
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There's salt and tar and rough ropes on ship. Unclean!
Also:
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How can a fellow perform his VSE with saids Es nailed to the deck, huh?
And of course
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Tend to escape into fantasyland at the damnedest times
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Vraith wrote:
wayfriend wrote:Why don't lepers make good pirates?
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All hands on deck is literally a pile of hands on a deck
Perfect!
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You don't ever want to yell "All hands on deck!"
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Why don't lepers make good pirates?

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Some lepers don't have any limbs to go out on.
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Leper captains don't want to be called "Captain Hook Hook"
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When planning they tend to go to pieces
What's this silver looking ring doing on my finger?
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